THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
Alfred Adler
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I turned on the "tube" last night. oh its not a "Tube" any more,
that's just a funny saying us baby boomers use. X and y'ers just don't
understand it. Anyways, It was nice to see some of my old favorite
shows on again. I like one in particular called mudcats.
As it reminds me of childhood. my bro and I used a similar
version of it better known as noodling. it is the method of harvesting
catfish with nothing more than your bare hands. Reach into the river
and grab them by the gills and pull em out. this particular episode
was showing a flat head catfish contest in Oklahoma. They were pulling
out some pretty impressive 6 footers. On our little farm in northern
Iowa, pappy used to say that we had 60 acres of river bottom and 120 acres
of hardscrabble. the river bottom used to flood and had gullies and when it
flooded out in the spring, it would dry after a few weeks and leave little
recess pools of carp. altho not so impressive as flat heads, bro and I did
in fact pull out a couple that were 2 and 3 foot. We easily could fill up
the smoke house with cat fillet. a delicious delicacy. We often cheated tho
and used waders with a net. Or maybe we had just a few more brains than the
folks they were showing on the "tube"?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
wireless
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b026.html
Henry put on youdr glasses
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b027.html
water slide
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b028.html
granny takes care of the dog
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b029.html
Frank is sick
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b030.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
TOM N JERRY CARTOON
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1514.html
Beavis & Butthead: The Most Painful Moments
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1513.html
Two guys were discussing popular family trends
on sex, marriage, and Family values.
Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we
got married, did you?'
Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her
maiden name?'
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A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where
did my intelligence come from?'
The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from
your mother, cause I still have mine.'
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'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the
divorce Court Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your
wife $775 a week,'
'That's very fair, your honor,' the husband said. 'And
every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself.'
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A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane
when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador
retriever between them. The first man asked why the dog was allowed
on the plane. The second man explained that he was a DEA agent and
that the dog was a sniffing dog.
"His name is Sniffer, and he's the best there is," he said. "I'll show
you once we get airborne when I put him to work."
The plane took off, and once it had leveled out, the agent said, "Watch
this." He told Sniffer to "search."
Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very
purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniffer then
returned to his seat and put one paw on the agent's arm. The agent
said, "Good boy." He turned to the other man and said, "That
woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her
seat number. The authorities will apprehend her when we land."
"Say, that's pretty neat," replied the first man. Once again, the
agent sent Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffed about,
sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to his seat
and placed two paws on the agent's arm. The agent said, "That
man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat
number for the police."
The agent then told Sniffer to search again. Sniffer walked up
and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and
then came racing back to the agent. He jumped into the middle
seat and proceeded to poop all over the place. The first man was
really disgusted by this behavior and couldn't figure out why a
well-trained dog would act like that, so he asked the agent,
"What's going on?"
The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nic day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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