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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what
you heard is not what I meant.
Robert McCloskey
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Did you hear? Congress just passed the
drug test law which makes mandatory drug
tests for recipients of food stamps,...

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS

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grouchy
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hold hands
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Hahn Beer Commercial
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staring
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I had forgotten to get my estrogen patch prescription refilled
and soon the symptoms of menopause (hot flashes,
Forgetfulness, irritability) returned.
At the drugstore, I found myself telling the pharmacist all
about my problems. After listening patiently, he asked, "So,
how many people asked you to get this refilled?
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A soldier went up to the Company Cook and said, "If you put a lid
on the pan there'll be less dust and dirt in the food".
The cook, very annoyed, replied, "You mind your own business. Your
duty is to defend the homeland!"
"That's right," said the soldier. "But my duty is to defend it,
not to eat it.!
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An elderly couple sat through a porno movie twice. They didn't
get up to leave until the theater was ready to close for the
night. "You folks must've enjoyed the show," the usher said.
"Disgusting," said the old lady.
"It was revolting," her husband added.
"Then why did you sit through it twice?" the usher asks.
"We had to wait until you turned up the house lights," the old lady
replied. "We couldn't find my panties, and his teeth were in them!
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That's all folks
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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