THE POSTMANS CORNER!
One nice thing about egotists:
they don't talk about other people
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
"In life, there are only two things to worry about,
either you are well, or you are sick.
If you are well, there is nothing to worry about,
but if you are sick, you have two things to worry about;
either you will live, or you will die.
If you live, there is nothing to worry about,
if you die, you have two things to worry about;
either you will go to heaven or to hell.
If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about,
but if you go to hell,
you'll be so busy shaking hands with your friends,
you won't have time to worry!"
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
the offer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f001.html
Tommie
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f002.html
humiliating
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f003.html
the origin of the long horn logo
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f004.html
what schools should teach
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f005.html
god on facebook
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f006.html
natures way
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f007.html
awol
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f008.html
thanks Charlie
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f009.html
beware of dog
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f010.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Funny Army Accidents
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/917.html
Einstein
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/918.html
oops
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/919.html
doin it on the piano
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/920.html
thank god I'm a pubic hair
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/921.html
The Kingston trio...Tiujuana Jail
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/922.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
photos by Norbert
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd646.html
water usage
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd647.html
There was this loving grandfather who always made a special
effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends.
Every Saturday morning he would take his 7-year-
old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for
some quality time -- just him and his granddaughter.
One particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold
and really didn't feel like being up at all.
He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to
their drives and would be disappointed. Luckily,
his wife came to the rescue and said she would take
their granddaughter for the drive.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs
to see her grandfather who was ill and still in bed.
"Well, did you enjoy your ride with Grandma?" he asked.
"Oh, yes, Paw Paw, it was really wonderful.
You should go where Grandma drove today.
We didn't see a single asshole, blind bastard,
dipshit or son of a bitch anywhere we went!"
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You know how everything in Texas is bigger than
anywhere else? Well, there was this Texan living
in Bristol a while back. Huge fellow he was, had to
duck under all but the highest of doorways, and
often had to go through sideways. And he was always
going on about how much bigger things were back home,
used to really bore everyone senseless with his bragging.
Anyway, he died one day, and wound up in a mortuary
where a friend of mine worked. Charlie was telling me
about the trouble they had, trying to find a coffin
big enough to plant him in. They looked everywhere,
but there was nothing that even came close, and it
would take time to have one specially made.
"So what did you do?" I asked.
"Oh," said Charlie, "it was simple, really. We
gave him an enema and buried him in a shoe box."
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A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to
become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest
hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on
NO baby talk. "You need to use 'Big People' words,"
she was always reminding them.
She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend?
"I went to visit my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words."
She then asked Mitchell what he had done.
"I took a ride on a choo-choo."
She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must
remember to use Big People' words."
She then asked little Alex what he had done.
"I read a book," he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said.
"What book did you read?"
Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his
chest with great pride, and said, "Winnie the SH*T."
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BUFFALO BILL
Swan Song
http://www.buffaloschips.com/81827.htm
Talent
http://www.buffaloschips.com/81828.htm
Helicopter
http://www.buffaloschips.com/09i.htm
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FUN PAGES
Drunk Insects
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41382&s=n
BMW Drift
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38547&s=n
Diary of a Mad Cat
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=40950&s=n
DragonBall Z Fights
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42512&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM
Martin aka the postman
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