THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Could a greater miracle take place than for
us to look through one another's eyes
for an instant?
Henry David Thoreau
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Look up at the stars on a clear night. You
are not looking at some illusion. They are
really there. The vast magnificence of the universe
is not "out there," it is real and it is here.
You are right in the middle of it. Though your
problems of the moment may seem overwhelming,
stop and ask yourself, "Compared to what?" Consider
that the sun will rise tomorrow. The seasons will
continue to change. The light from distant stars will
continue to stream across the vast reaches of space,
to sparkle before your eyes. Are your challenges really
insurmountable? If they seem to be, then enlarge your
perspective. You have plenty of room to do that. You
have an entire universe against which to consider those
challenges. Back off far enough, and they will appear
very tiny. Look at a big enough picture, and you'll find
the courage, energy and inspiration to move on through
those seemingly overwhelming problems.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
Guiness
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d021.html
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d022.html
swallowing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d023.html
junk mail
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d024.html
teddy bear
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d025.html
trickle down
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d026.html
a reality show
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d027.html
open season
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d028.html
easy to win
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d029.html
embarrasing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d030.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Nolans Cheddar - Only The Strong
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/862.html
Super Bowl 2011 Cars.com Commercial: The Reviews are In
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/863.html
parking
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/864.html
first aid kit
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/865.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
sex quiz
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd627.html
Vicent Van Gogh
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd628.html
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Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.
Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
Cause he was caught with seaweed.
The fight we had last night was my fault,
my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.
Boys are like parking spaces the good ones are take-in!!!!
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The new nun goes to her first confession. She
tells the priest that she has a terrible secret
and he tells her that her secret
is safe in the sanctity of the confessional.
She says, "Father, I never wear panties under my habit."
The priest thinks a while and says,
"That's not so serious. Say five Hail Marys, five Our Fathers and
do six cartwheels on your way to the altar."
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One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when
he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.
Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
"Bubba, where'd you git that truck?"
"Tammie give it to me." Bubba replied.
"She give it to ya?
I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"
"Well, Jimmy Jones, let me tell you what happened.
We wuz drivin' out there in Chatham , and in the middle of William Street,
Tammie pulled off the
Road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into
Tecumseh Park. She parked the truck, got out, threw off
all her clothes and said,
'Bubba, take whatever you want.'
So I took the truck!"
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BUFFALO BILL
Two Short Of A Threesome
http://www.buffaloschips.com/agdhhs.htm
XBox
http://www.buffaloschips.com/adfgh.htm
Efficiency
http://www.buffaloschips.com/aghdjj.htm
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DragonBall Z Fights
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42512&s=n
Motorcycle Sounds
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38548&s=n
Worderfall
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41814&s=n
Rino Unicorn
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41410&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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