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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Because I had to cancel my original Spring Cleaning Event
last week due to a toothache, Sunday after the lists were out
and lunch was served, I disconnected the Gas Range and
Freezer and started stripping and scraping and cleaning the
floor. It took about 8 hours of laying on the floor and cased
me to wonder when it became so hard to get up off the floor.
As soon as I got a large enough area cleaned, Buffy came in
and started painting the kitchen Eggshell White. I figure that
way the next time that Sandy blows up a pan full of eggs, the
shrapnel will blend with the walls. Buffy was a great help and
did the painting herself with only a few slips and a broken
handle on the paint roller. Unfortunately for me I seem to have
tweaked my back again and I get a pain in my butt whenever
I sit for a half hour or so but I have lived through that quite
a few times and will again.
The Navy is celebrating a few birthdays in the next month.
Fellow Companions, Shipmates All, and all supporters of the Sea
Services, please accept this great opportunity that is on the horizon
(16 April) to join the celebration of the 111th Birthday of the
Submarine Force. The event includes a golf tournament and dinner at the
Naval Postgraduate School, Monterey, CA.
The event is on Saturday night, 16 April, at 1800 hours, come and join
in the celebration of the 111th Birthday of the Submarine Force with a
Reception in Herrmann Hall, Naval Postgraduate School, followed by
Dinner and Dancing in the Barbara McNitt Ballroom. The Guest Speaker
RADM Mike Connor, Director of Submarine Warfare for the CNO, was the
Submarine Group Commander and the Theater ASW Commander in the Western
Pacific located in Japan before coming to the OPNAV N87 job. The
celebration will also have some traditional Toasts and a very moving
ceremony (Tolling of the Bells) a time to remember the Submarines and
their crew members that have been lost.
Information on housing golf and online registering and payments can be
found at the Northern California Naval Submarine League Chapter Web Site
http://www.nslnorcal.com/ If this doesn't take you directly to the
site, just paste it in your Internet Browse.
Abel Quinones, MCPO, USN(Retired) Sends
and
MCPON: Happy 118th Birthday CPOs
Special from Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy (SS/SW) Rick D. West
WASHINGTON (NNS) -- Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy
(MCPON)(SS/SW) Rick D. West released the following Chief Petty Officer
birthday message to the Fleet March 28.
"My fellow chief petty officers,
On April 1st, our entire Mess will pause to celebrate 118 years of the
United States Navy Chief Petty Officer, and we're not just celebrating
another year of chiefs serving the Navy, we're celebrating everything it
means to wear the fouled anchors we all cherish.
Those anchors are the symbol of a culture and a way of life,
representing character, loyalty, a strong commitment to leadership, our
core values, and Navy ethos. Our anchors carry with them a
responsibility to live up to the tradition of selfless service, while
remembering our proud heritage that we've spent 118 years building as we
look toward our future.
Thank you Chiefs! Through your leadership of our Sailors, you continue
to keep our heritage alive and our Navy strong - and as you know our
Navy is the best it has ever been. Continue to make a positive impact on
your command, your Sailors, yourself and our Mess.
Remember those who have gone before us and those who have paid the
ultimate sacrifice in service to our great nation.
Happy birthday Shipmates! I truly appreciate your leadership and the
hard work you do every day.
Anchor Up and Hooyah Navy Chiefs!"
For more news from Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy, visit
www.navy.mil/local/mcpon/.
buffalo says It seems kind of strange to think of a Navy without
Chief Petty Officers or submarines for that matter. Happy Birthday
and Thank you for your service.
Enjoy the chips... buffalo
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Freddie Mercury, Gianni Versace and the Queen Mum arrive at
the Pearly gates. St Peter explains that only one can get through
and that they each have to put forward their case for entry.
Freddie says, "I know I haven't led a perfect life and I've made
some mistakes along the way, but I've made some of the most
beautiful music in the world. I'll stand at the back of heaven and
serenade everybody with my wondrous songs, making heaven a happier
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"Pretty good, Fred" said St Peter, "what about you Gianni?"
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The Queen Mum does not say a word, instead she lifts up her skirt,
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"Excellent! You're in!" says St Peter.
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Limerick Chips
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A squeamish young fellow named Brand
Thought caressing his penis was grand.
But he viewed with distaste
The gelatinous paste
That it left in the palm of his hand.
There was a young lady named Gloria,
Who was goosed by Sir Oswald Du Maurier...
And then by six men,
Sir Oswald again,
And the band at the Woldorf Astoria!
There once was a lady named Dot
Who lived off of pig shit and snot
When she ran out of these
She ate the green cheese
That she grew on the sides of her twat
There was a young trucker named Briard
Who had a young whore that he hired
To F*** when not trucking
But trucking plus f*cking
Got him so f*cking tired he got fired.
<Snagged by>
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Parting Chips
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An old farmer is having trouble getting his bull to breed with the
cows and is lamenting the fact to a few of his friends down at his
local feed and seed. One of them says, "You know, I used to have
the same trouble with my bull, but I got it fixed really quick."
"How did you get it fixed?" asked the farmer. "Well I just dipped
my finger in the cow's vagina and rubbed it all over the bull's nose
and he got right after her."
He goes home to the farm and decides to try it. He grabs a cow,
dips his fingers in the cow's vagina and rubs it all around the
bull's nose. The bull gets a rip roaring boner and jumps on the cow
immediately.
That night, he gets into bed with his wife and can't get the effect
on the bull out of his mind. As she lays sleeping, he dips his
fingers into his wife's vagina and feeling that it's nice and wet,
he rubs it all around his nose and gets a rip roaring hard on. He
quickly shakes his wife awake and cries out, "Darling. Look at
this!"
She rolls over, turns on the light and says, "You mean you woke me
up in the middle of the night just to show me that you have a
NOSEBLEED?"
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