THE POSTMANS CORNER!
Don't cry because it's over;
smile because it happened
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THE COMICS
a blonde at the postoffice
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ptoo
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y047.html
going hunting
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y048.html
call my husband
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y049.html
what Ethel knew
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y050.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
life is like a cup of coffee
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/561.html
I lost my job
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/562.html
The computer swallowed grandma.
Yes, honestly its true!
She pressed 'control and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.
It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.
I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.
In desperation, I asked Google
My searches to refine.
The reply from there was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'
So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy, Scan' and 'Paste'
And send her back to me.
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A white-haired man walked into a jewelry store
one Friday evening with a beautiful young blonde
at his side. He told the jeweller was looking
for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweller looked through his stock and brought
out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, "No, I'd
like to see something more special."At that statement,
the jeweller went to his special stock and brought
another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at
only $40,000," he said.The young lady's eyes sparkled
and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old
man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the
old man stated, "By check. I know you need to make sure
my check clears so I'll write it now, and you can call
the bank on Monday morning to verify the funds and I'll
pick the ring up on Monday afternoon," he said..
On Monday morning, the jeweller 'phoned the old man and
said "Sir, there's no money in that account."
"I know," said the old man, "but let me tell you about my weekend!"
All Seniors Aren't Senile
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The father was distressed with his thirteen-year old
son's preoccupation with breasts. The boy would
repeatedly point to attractive girls and whisper: "Hey,
Dad, look at the knockers on that one!"
The father finally took the boy to a psychiatrist, who
assured him that just one day's intensive therapy could
cure the boy.When the session was over, father and son
walked several blocks to a bus stop. The boy remained
silent as they passed a number of pretty girls.
As they boarded the bus, the father was inwardly complimenting
the psychiatrist. Then his son tugged at his sleeve and whispered:
"Hey, Dad, look at the ass on the bus driver!"
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6-year-old Marilyn and 4-year-old Little Johnny were upstairs playing in
their play room.
Marilyn said, "I think it's about time we start swearing. Don't you?"
Little Johnny nodded in agreement.
Marilyn said, "Ok, I say 'ass' and you say 'hell.'"
Little Johnny again nodded his head in agreement and they went
downstairs for breakfast.
Their mom asked Marilyn what she wanted to eat.
Marilyn replied, "Well hell mom, I'll have some Cheerios."
Her mom spanked her and sent her to her room.
She then asked Little Johnny what he wanted for breakfast.
Little Johnny said "I don't know, but you bet your fat ass it won't be
Cheerios!"
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BUFFALO BILL
Swan
http://www.buffaloschips.com/sdkjhsk.htm
Texas Shoot Out
http://www.buffaloschips.com/sdksk.htm
Things Men Will Do For A Cold Beer
http://www.buffaloschips.com/dssjssd.htm
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FUN PAGES
Easy Meal in Africa
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38552&s=n
Jesus Is Watching You
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=6079&s=n
Adriana Lima Compilation
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=20495&s=n
I Love You In Italian
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=6446&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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