THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Peace cannot be kept by force.
It can only be achieved by understanding.
- Albert Einstein
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and
never let him down. She will reassure
him when he feels insecure and
comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he
never thought he could do; to live
without fear and forget regret. She will
enable him to express his deepest
emotions and give in to his most
intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as
though he's the most handsome man in
the room and will enable him to be the
most confident, sexy, seductive,
and invincible. . .
No wait... Sorry... I'm thinking of beer.
That's what beer does...
Never mind.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
Grand ma I'm gay
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x016.html
I make house calls
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x017.html
Paddy's in jail
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x018.html
taking matters into his own hands
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x019.html
used to laugh
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x020.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Cat vs Gator
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/503.html
A Different Christmas Poem
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/504.html
merry christmas
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/505.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
in Scotland
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd539.html
The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows the numbers.
"Yes," he says, "I do. My father taught me."
"Good. What comes after three."
"Four," answers little Johnny.
"What comes after six?"
"Seven."
"Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a
good job. What comes after ten?"
Little Johnny smiles and says, "Jack."
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Before performing a baptism, the priest approached
the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a
serious step. Are you prepared for it?"
"I think so," the man replied. "My wife has made
appetizers and we have a caterer coming with plenty
of cookies and cakes for all of our friends."
"I don't mean that," the priest responded.
"I mean, are you prepared spiritually?"
"Oh, sure," came the reply.
"I've got a keg of beer and a case of whiskey."
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A Catholic priest and a Rabbi are talking about job
prospects. "Well," says the priest, "there's a good
chance that I'll be the next bishop --
maybe within the next couple of years."
"Bishop!" marvels the Rabbi, "very nice. And after that?"
"Oh, I don't know, I suppose it's possible I could
become Archbishop... given luck and God's blessing."
"Very nice, very nice; and after Archbishop?"
"Ha! Well, you know, it's Cardinal after that, but it's
really very unlikely. But in theory, I could become a Cardinal."
"Lovely!" enthuses the Rabbi, "the scarlet would suit
your complexion. So what's after Cardinal?"
The priest smiles: "After Cardinal? Well, it's Pope --
but I'm hardly likely to become... hmmm, oh, I suppose it's
just possible. If a Pole, why not an Englishman again?
Yes, I could just become Pope."
"Splendid! And after Pope?"
The priest looks at him in surprise: "After Pope?
There's nothing after Pope! I mean, there's just
God above the Pope -- I can't become God."
"Why not? One of our boys made it."
Buffalo Bill
butt muff2
http://www.buffaloschips.com/mjhgjkl.htm
buttons2
http://www.buffaloschips.com/mhjk.htm
bye bye
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ksjghdklfg.htm
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fun pages
Desert Race
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41616&s=n
Dieing Goldfish
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42235&s=n
Killer Elephant
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=39823&s=n
Angry Kid Choir Boys
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41839&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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