THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
"The problem with quotations that you
see on the Internet is that it is
difficult to discern if they are genuine."
-Abraham Lincoln
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
ATM
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w046.html
Child psychologist
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w047.html
please hold
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w048.html
the bachelor party
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w049.html
bowling
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w050.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Hidden Camera Bath Prank
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/475.html
TSA Don't touch my junk!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/476.html
spongebob squarepants in the endless summer full episode
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/477.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
Heroes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd528.html
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A gentleman was sitting at a crowded bar talking with
a colleague about a recent legal encounter.
"Lawyer's are assholes!" the man said as he completed his story.
His colleague agreed by saying, "Yeah, lawyers are assholes."
A couple nearby overheard the conversation and the word
spread quickly throughout the bar that indeed lawyers
are assholes. At the far end of the bar, a well-dressed
gentleman finally caught wind of the topic of conversation.
He stood up slammed his beer down on the counter and
proclaimed to the whole bar that he was extremely
offended by the conversation and that he would appreciate
it if whomever started this would stand up and apologize
in front of the entire crowd. The gentleman, who originally
proclaimed that lawyers are assholes,
angrily stood up and said, "You must be an attorney!"
The offended gentleman quickly replied,
"No kind sir, I am an asshole."
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Q. Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A. To find a tight seal.
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Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A. A cherry float.
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Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A. Beat IT - we're closed.
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Q. What's the difference between sin and shame?
A. It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
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Q. What's the speed limit of sex?
A. 68! Because at 69 you have to turn around.
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Matt went into Doc Steven's office for his annual
checkup, and the Doc asked if there was anything unusual
he should know about. That left it pretty wide open, so
he told the Doc that he found it real strange how his
suit must have shrunk just sitting in his closet because
it didn't fit when he went to get ready for a wedding
recently.The Doc said, "Suits don't shrink just sittin'
there. You probably just put on a few pounds, Matt."
"That's just it, Doc, I know I haven't gained a single
pound since the last time I wore it."
"Well, then," said Doc, "You must have a case of Furniture
Disease.""What in the world is Furniture Disease?"
"Furniture Disease is when you reach that stage in life when
your chest starts sliding down into your drawers."
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BUFFALO BILL
Pantie lock
http://www.buffaloschips.com/30815.htm
Amazon.com
http://www.buffaloschips.com/30816.htm
Show Girl
http://www.buffaloschips.com/30817.htm
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FUN PAGES
Crazy Tyre
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38554&s=n
Mario Racing Tournament
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41601&s=n
Do Beer, Not Drugs
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38550&s=n
Lion Fights
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42289&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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