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From the Archives

The Navy decided to send me through firefighting school four
times in the nine years I spent in, three at San Diego and one at
Great Lakes during Boot Camp along with the Gas Chamber.

The last time in San Diego was after leaving shore duty and I
figured it would be a breeze, like the other ones. We got to the
stage of investigating a fire. I was scene leader and the team
was comprised of people that had no experience in a DC station
but still things were going well. The investigator felt the
watertight
door with the back of his hand and screamed," hot hatch." and the
firefighting team moved in to start cooling him as he undogged the
hatch hinge side first. All by the book, except the nozzle man
went right past the spray position on the nozzle to straight stream
flattening the investigator against the wall. This was a pretty good
sized guy and he was a little upset but the instructor stopped
the exercise and told us to start over with everyone in the same
position. The same thing happened again, handle all the way
back to straight stream and I had to jump in between to keep
the investigator from attacking the nozzle man.

After that we moved to the two engineering fires and the first one
went excellent. 5,000 gallons of fuel oil in the bilges, and a can
of gas in an engine room or boiler room mock-up, two portable
foam mixers with two cans of AFFF in case anything goes wrong
and two hose teams in rain gear. After killing the first fire
everybody
was feeling pretty brave. They torched the fire and then asked
everyone if the fire was hot enough yet and everyone said no. They
asked again if the fire was hot enough and everyone said no and
then the nozzle man screamed, " My Jacket is melting." and he
dropped the nozzle and ran. I was second man back on the hose and
I shoved the guy ahead of me forward to the nozzle and we
attacked the fire with both hoses and had it out probably in thirty
seconds. The instructor had them relight the fire and took the
nozzle man inside so that he could quote, " experience what it was
like to be inside a fire and find out that someone had abandoned his
station." We didn't screw around the second time and went in and
put the fire out right away.

I fought a couple of fires on the Constellation, the first because
someone decided to store a semi- load of pipe insulation in
cardboard boxes in an uptakes space. The second was a storeroom
fire in the yards and it burnt up every roll of toilet paper and
paper
plates in the storeroom. We got called to GQ at 0600 and PSNS
fire department came onboard and finished putting the fire out
about three hours later. I was glad I never got a chance to test
any of my fuel oil fire training. A friend was the one who caused
the fire on the Kitty Hawk that killed six people. He had cleaned a
fuel oil transfer strainer and hadn't put the guards back on. The
strainer
sprayed fuel oil from a bad gasket on a steam line and the fire
sucked all the oxygen out of the space in under thirty seconds.
The watch had started to reel out twin agent hoses and died
from asphyxiation before they had a chance to turn them on.

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sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.. She would regularly bend
down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near
anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I
got married and committed my life to her sister.

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silence. Suddenly, Hillary turns and without warning, cold cocks
Obama, knocking him off his barstool.

After a moment Obama regains enough of his senses to say "What the
hell did you do that for?"

Clinton replies "That was for destroying the World Trade Centers!"

Barack responds "I didn't destroy the World Trade Centers. That was
Osama Bin Laden."

Clinton answers "Osama, Obama - same damn thing."

Obama shakes his head, climbs back onto his stool and continues with
his drinking. Several minutes later, he turns to Clinton and without
warning, cold cocks her and knocks her to the floor.

Getting to her knees and shaking her head to clear it, she demands
"What the hell did you do that for?"

Obama responds "That was for lying to the Grand Jury, obstructing
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Clinton answers "I didn't do any of that, it was my husband Bill
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So Johnny says "I'll tell my mother and my
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Mrs. Johnson then removed her skirt.

Then Johnny says "Mrs. Johnson, please take
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Mrs. Johnson quickly replied "No Johnny, I'm
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So Johnny says "I'll tell my mother and my
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Mrs. Johnson then removed her bra and panties.

Then Johnny says "Mrs. Johnson, please lay on
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Mrs. Johnson quickly replied "No Johnny,I will
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So Johnny says "I'll tell my mother and my
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All of a sudden his mother walks in and yells
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Little Lucy loved sucking her thumb so much. She was now five years
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Charles was taking his out-of-town buddy Clyde on a walking tour of
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"Yes, that's Jacqueline -- one hundred and twenty dollars."

A little further along, Clyde spotted an even more stunning girl and
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1669

Katie's Lesson

Rudy: So what did lesson did you learn from yesterday?

Katie: Yesterday? Lesson?

Sandi: You know what we mean. When Daddy had to pick you up.

Katie: Oh that. I always know to nod my head when father is
speaking
he thinks I am listening when I do that.

Rudy: Katherine! Did you not learn anything? You could have been
lost, hurt, killed even.

Katie: Oh Heavens, I suppose so. You are being so dramatic. Well,
I
guess I should not have walked with that stranger.

Sandi: You are such a blonde for a red-haired dog Katie. You need
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Katie: Cents?

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Katie: Oh, I get it. Yes, I suppose so. I was scared. I did not
know
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Rudy: Your father?

Katie: Gulp! Waaah! I hadn't thought about that. What if I lost
my
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Sandi: That is our point.

Katie: I guess I get to careless sometimes.

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