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Thank you for your responses regarding my aunt's passing. A
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Longevity and independence have long been a part of the Brabant
women. All lived well past the average lifespan. My great grandmother
who was a Lapointe passed away at the age of 95 in 1955. Although
my grandmother only lived into her late sixties,early seventies, her death
was helped by the medical community. The whole family had a rough life.
My grandfather who worked on sawmills and estimated areas for logging
decided that he wanted to move out West. When my grandmother refused
he packed up and left, leaving her to raise a family alone during the
depression. The five girls, ahead of their time and spurred on perhaps
by the hard life all found careers of their own and married well. In
addition
to Topsy there was Florence, Leona, Marguerite, and Helen. Florence
owned a popular rural diner and cabins that were popular before the motel
industry took over. She was married first to a farmer and later to the
Service Manager at the local GM dealer. Leona was an RN and married
to an Army Major. Marguerite was a secretary and was married to two
dentists. Her first husband died from malaria doing charity work in a
foreign
country. Helen was an Army Nurse who worked in nursing after she was
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Katie: I hurt last summer and I made it.

BJ: This is different. She has too much wrong with her. You
were not attacked.

Sandi: Sniff, I loved her like she was my own daughter.

Rudy: Yeah, the little tyke was a cutie.

Diana: Okay do it gentle and quick.

Vet: It will be painless.

Later...

A sad group returns to the house.

Sly: How about changing the name on the cross from Sly to Muffin?

Diana: We can do that and have a service later.

The Herd in Guthrie
(we lost little Muffin today and we do have a vicious critter running
around our home somewhere. I hope Sandi finds it)

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