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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

Even though the daughter put in a change of address a year ago,
she still is getting mail delivered to my address and yesterday's
letter was just a bit on the strange side as it was from AARP. They
sure are recruiting new members early now as I was surprised when
they contacted me when I turned fifty.

Buffy came over today to dye Easter Eggs with Sandy and when they
finished she was surfing channels to find an Easter program I suggest
Passion of the Christ on TMC later in the evening but she was more
interested in something along the line of the Velveteen Rabbit or Peter
Cottontail but no such luck. I wanted something a little more serious
to put me in the Easter mood so I put on my copy of Jesus Christ
Superstar and watched an Easter movie on mute at the same time.
I am still disappointed about the twin CD set that I bought as it wasn't
the original that came out in 1970 with the lead singer from Deep
Purple as Jesus but rather a remake that has Alice Cooper as King
Herrod. Both are excellent but I had some memories attached to the
original from my college days and for thirty bucks I thought it should
have been the right one especially since the cover art was the same.

Later this evening I checked the channels for something appropriate
and watched Moses for awhile but I was hoping that the History
channel would have a documentary as it had Friday night. Instead they
had some sort of Planet of the Apes marathon going all evening. I don't
know if that has any religious significance to any group, but not to me.

I wish all a Happy Easter, Passover, or just a warm spring day. Enjoy the
chips.
buffalo

Presidential Easter Message 2007

The following text is a Presidential Message for Easter 2007:

"Rejoice!"

Matthew 28:9

Laura and I send greetings to all those celebrating the glorious Easter
holiday.

The Resurrection of Jesus Christ is the most important event of the
Christian faith. Easter morning holds wonder and promise, and it is a chance
for people everywhere to gather with family and friends to celebrate the
power of love conquering death. In this season of renewal, we can rejoice in
Christ's rising, draw strength and inspiration from His example, and
remember that in the end, even death itself will be defeated.

This Easter we pray for all our men and women in uniform and for the
military families whose loved ones are deployed on important missions in
distant lands. We remember especially those who have given their lives in
freedom's cause.

On this powerful day, let us join together and give thanks to the Almighty
for the glory of His grace.

Happy Easter, and may God bless you.

GEORGE W. BUSH

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No No Chips
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101 Things NOT to Say During Sex

1.. But everybody looks funny naked!

2.. You woke me up for that?

3.. Did I mention the video camera?

4.. Do you smell something burning?

5.. What tampon?

6.. Try breathing through your nose.

7.. A little rug burn never hurt anyone.

8.. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?

9.. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?

10.. But whipped cream gives me the shits.

11.. Can you make some noises, so that hottie next door thinks I'm good?

12.. Hurry up! This room rents by the hour!

13.. Can you please pass me the remote control?

14.. Do you accept Visa?

15.. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

16.. Ew - on second thought, let's turn off the lights.

17.. And to think - I was really trying to pick up your friend!

18.. So much for mouth-to-mouth.

19.. Try not to leave any stains, okay?

20.. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...

21.. (Holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo!

22.. Do you get any premium movie channels?

23.. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!

24.. (Preparing to incorporate peanut butter) But I just steam-cleaned
this couch!

25.. Got any penicillin?

26.. But I just brushed my teeth...

27.. Smile, you're on Candid Camera!

28.. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!

29.. I want a baby!

30.. So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!

31.. (In a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work?

32.. Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth...

33.. Did you know the ceiling needs painting?

34.. I think you have it on backwards.

35.. When is this supposed to feel good?

36.. Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!

37.. You're good enough to do this for a living!

38.. Is that blood on the headboard?

39.. Did I remember to take my pill?

40.. Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?

41.. I wish you'd let me put this bag on your head...

42.. That leak better be from the waterbed!

43.. I told you it wouldn't work without batteries!

44.. So, how's your mother?

45.. Did I tell you that I found this mattress on the side of the
highway?

46.. If you quit smoking you might have more endurance.

47.. No, really... I do this part better myself!

48.. It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!

49.. This would be more fun with a few more grandparents.

50.. You're almost as good as my ex!

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More No No Chips
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51.. Do you know the definition of statutory rape?

52.. Is that you I smell or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten
potatoes?

53.. You look younger than you feel.

54.. Perhaps you're just out of practice.

55.. You sweat more than a galloping stallion!

56.. They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash.

57.. Now I know why he/she dumped you...

58.. Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun?

59.. You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated.

60.. I hope my stomach doesn't look too puffy - I haven't shat in weeks.

61.. Have you ever considered liposuction?

62.. And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner!

63.. What are you planning to make for breakfast?

64.. I have a sickening confession...

65.. I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home!

66.. Are those real or am I just behind the times?

67.. Were you by any chance repressed as a child?

68.. Is that a hanging sculpture?

69.. You'll still vote for me, won't you?

70.. Did I mention my transsexual operation?

71.. I really hate women who actually think sex means something!

72.. Did you come yet, dear? Did I?

73.. I'll tell you who I'm fantasizing about if you tell me who you're
fantasizing about...

74.. A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time!

75.. Does this count as a date?

76.. Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you!

77.. Hic! I need another beer for this please.

78.. I think purple nurples are romantic - don't you?

79.. You can cook, too right?

80.. When would you like to meet my parents?

81.. Have you ever tried it in the nose?

82.. Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"?

83.. Sorry about the nametags, They're to avoid any embarrassment later.

84.. Don't mind me. I always file my nails in bed.

85.. (In a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a few phone calls?

86.. I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a
light?

87.. Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a Doberman.

88.. Sorry but I don't do toes!

89.. You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it!

90.. Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO!

91.. Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper...

92.. I'll bet you didn't know I work for ''The Enquirer''.

93.. So that's why they call you Mr. Flash!

94.. My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer!

95.. Is this a sin too?

96.. I've slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain!

97.. Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn?

98.. Long kisses clog my sinuses...

99.. Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise...

100.. How long do you plan to be ''almost there''?

101.. You mean you're NOT my blind date?

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When the ark's door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the
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"Listen up!" Noah said with a demanding voice. "There will be NO sex
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After about a week Mr. Rabbit stormed into his wife's cage and was
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"Quick!" he said, "Get on my shoulders and look out the window to see
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Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders, looked out the window, and
said, "Sorry, no land yet."
"Damn!", exclaimed Mr. Rabbit.

This went on every day until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with him. Mrs.
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After another night in the pub, she decides to confront him when he
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She can't believe it - at last he's going to give her one. They get to
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"Hmmm," she thinks "KINKY. I like it." She does the handstand and
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"The boys down the pub were right," he says, "a Goatee WOULD suit me!"

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"Well you see, it's like this reverend," replied Tony. "When I told you
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Mr. Abby Chips
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Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.

A: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged. The
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Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.

A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with
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A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity
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Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes
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A: I'm not sure I understand the problem.
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 943

Differences

Katie: Diana why are Rudy and Dad such
numbskulls? I mean they like dumb TV shows.

Diana: Let's go see what they are watching.

They walk downstairs ... and see...
Rudy wearing his ballcap shouting at the TV
as is BJ as is Sandi as is Ginger ... watching
We Were Soldiers.

Diana: Looks like Sandi and Ginger are watching
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Katie: Brainwashed. They must be brainwashed.
Let's go back upstairs and watch the Lakehouse.

As they start upstairs they pass Miss Kitty, Muffin
and Sylvester all are wearing little army outfits
as they head downstairs and join in the shouting
match at the TV.

Diana: Sigh, I guess it is just you and me girl.

Katie: Brutes. We will be the ladies.

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