[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

Some are born great, some achieve greatness,
and some have greatness thrust upon them
Shakespeare
in the Twelfth Night

welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

HELLO POSTMAN FANS!

THE NO ONE CARES PILL

Have someone really annoying in your life?
perfect for that co worker or
spouse that is really bugging you.
order now, supplies are limited and going fast.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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MEMES N TOONS

the doctor says
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I will take my chances
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not so deep
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why do midgets laugh when they run
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secrets
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father Schober was not sure
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adult cereals
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you better come see this
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restraints in the bedroom
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knitting something special
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my apocolypse
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the survival is real
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when you hire a stripper
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boy that's soft
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the last time I was inside
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JOKES

low self esteem
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little pig walks into a bar
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man walks into a pharmacy
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I have a sexual problem
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bragging about submarines
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their twins
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a vampire bat
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diagnosed for cancer
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twins celebrating their birthday
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the woman was very depressed
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so what brings you here today
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Suddenly, a cow runs out onto the road, and a limo driving late at night,
hits it head on, and the car comes to a stop.
The woman in the back seat, in her usual abrasive manner, says to the Chauffeur,
"You get out and check on that poor cow. You were driving."
So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead, but it
appeared to be very old. Well, says the woman, "You were driving, so you go and
tell the farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there."
Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated, a full belly, his hair
ruffled, and a big grin on his face.
"My God, what happened to you?" asks the nasty woman.
The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of
single malt scotch, the wife gave me a meal fit for a king, and the daughter made love to me."
"What on earth did you say?" asks the woman.
Well, I just knocked on the door, and when it opened, I said to them,
"I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Stay Home
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Ali Kolbert Stand-Up
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19 Coronavirus Puns! | The Pun Guys
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Celebrity Jeopardy!
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Walter | All Over the Map | JEFF DUNHAM
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Buck vs raccoons
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Pregnant Little Girl - Just For Laughs Gags
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Jay Leno - Headlines (April 3, 2000)
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Wile E. Coyote & Road Runner
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Ever wondered what a nuclear explosion would feel like?
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

coming this summer
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some people need
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nice things to whisper
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not low on supplies
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going to hell
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people make mistakes
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strip clubs
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half of us
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for the third time
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smoking hot
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beer run during corona apocolypse
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bisexuals
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a lioness
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3 trees and a woodpecker
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the dead horse virus
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