ALL lives matter
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I thought it was pretty sad (in my mind anyway_)
when they quit showing episodes of The Dukes of
Hazard. I may not be considered a redneck, simply
because I grew up on the wrong side of the Mason
Dixon line, but some tell me the back of my neck
might be a little sunburned. Then they started that
remake of Elmer Fudd, the cartoon guy who hunted
Bugs bunny? Remember? Well he ain't got no shot gun
anymore! I guess the guns was just too violent. ya, right...
I've seen pics of the new Elmer, and he is walking
around with dynamite in his mouth!!!. What's really the pits
tho now? cuz they cancelled the tv show COPS after over 30
years running, 25 on Fox and another 6 on Parmount. But now
I hear tell they are gonna do away with Live PD !!! So
these days, I guess the world is hell bent on providing
us with "politically correct" enternment. But the postman?
I am just gonna go ahead and keep publishing all
the stuff that makes me laff. So don't expect any
changes from me. As always...
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
PS
today's jokes are pretty good :)
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MEMES N TOONS
I'm gonna make you mine
arguing with a woman
winning the argument
action figures
arts and crafts
in my day
irrisponsible of her
men missed it
and the winner is...
a big hat
its disgusting
Buckweheat says
Bill Clinton
bird watchers
when I donate blood
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JOKES
3 boys hanging around a farm
the old man at the brothel
some racehorses are staying at a stable
revehge of the farmer
the elderly spinster and the lawyer
farmer Brown and 3 lovely daughters
a big argument at breakfast
a lawyer boards an airplane
I have some bad news
an accountant joke
A sailor brings his boat up to a restaurant dock to eat lunch.
The dock hand says, "I'm sorry, sir, but I can't let you dine here today.
This establishment has a necktie policy, and you are not wearing one."
"Of course I don't have a tie on," replied the sailor, "I'm on a boat!"
"Well, go down below and put one on," said the dock hand.
"I don't HAVE one!" shouted the sailor.
The dock hand, not wanting to turn away a customer, said:
"Well, why don't you just find something that approximates a tie. That should be OK."
After some time, the sailor comes out with a pair of jumper cables.
"This is all I could find to put around my neck," he said.
Sighing, the dock hand said: "OK, I'll let you in with those, but just don't start anything."
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ON THE POSTMAN CHANNEL
did youhear about the Airforce's new stealth fighter?
we all have to stay in shape
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
2020 so far... MASH Style
"The Bathroom Fight" - Everybody Loves Raymond
The Red Green Show Ep 300 "Do As I Do" (2005 Season Series FINALE)
Martin & Lewis - Old Calliope
Baby fox rescue with happy ending
BEST MOMENTS OF COPS
Live PD: Best of 2019 | A&E
The Dukes Of Hazzard - S03E21 Scene 5
2019 Musgrave Harbour Demolition Derby - Big Car Heats
There are two buddy's watching clouds together,
they point out shapes that they see in the clouds. One
of them says oh look that one looks like a bunny, the other
points out one that looks like a smiley face. After awhile the
first guy asks his friend do you ever think the clouds look down
at us and say hey look at that one is shaped like an idiot.
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
hide and seek
when she farts
anal bleaching
ghetto word of the day
giving birth
riot season
stay positive
a movie about composers
get away from me
looking at grafitti
must be nice
the argument
women
ask yourself
for her first drink
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