life is 10 percent what happens to me
and 90 percent how I react to it
Charles Swindol
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
we do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
the right way to ask for money
stress free
start from scratch
souvenirs
alligator
all clean
don't wanna go out
sitting on the toilet
it runs right through you
the breathalyzer
flirting
offending
if I ran NASA
video call
no spider
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence.
"My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a
boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A: It's okay. He woke up.
An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,'
which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."
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JOKES
what time is it
the union meeting
2 gay men
8 types of female orgasms
he sat at the bar all night long w his buddies
unfairly accused
could you fix the light in the hallway
the magic amusement park
is this what you are looking for
the flight was coming in to Dallas
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Circling the Globe in a Solar-Powered Plane
Prohibition Era | Clever Ways Booze Was Hidden
Abbott and Costello Parallel Parked Car
AFV Part 104 - (Funny Clips Fail Montage Compilation) | OrangeCabinet
Cocos Island - The mysterious island in the Pacific
Bait Car Greatest Hits | Vancouver Sun
My dog loves the garbage man.
Window Cleaner Stripper Surprises Lunch Guests
Bathroom Businessman - SNL
The Present (2014)
Understanding relationships:
ATTRACTION- The act of associating hornieness with a particular person.
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT- What occurs when two extremely horny,
but not entirely choosy people meet.
DATING- The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time,
and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially
like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
EASY- A term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
EYE CONTACT- A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a
man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many
women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily
due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are
not located in her chest.
FRIEND- A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some
flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE- A woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by
the man as "playing hard to get."
INTERESTING- A word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do
all the talking.
IRRITATING HABIT- What the endearing little qualities that initially attract
two people to each other turn into after a few months together.
LAW OF RELATIVITY- How attractive a given person appears to be is
directly proportional to how unattractive your date is.
NYMPHOMANIAC- A man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more
often than he does.
FRIGID- A man's term for a woman who wants to have sex less often than
he does, or one who requires more foreplay than lifting her nightgown.
SOBER- Condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
NAG- A man's term for a woman who wants more to her life with him than just sex.
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
hot sauce
in the baseball auditorium
french fries
childhood punishments
pretty
things I hate
finished my canning today
road rage
ice cream
couple games
told ya so
freezers
born to be wild
a good place
check engine light
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