[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

 

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory.
Friedrich Engels

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE COMICS

marriage counselor
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a bowl
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cell phone
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free
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flush
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under the kilt
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if u must
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I don't know
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message in a bottle
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w129.html

a book
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w130.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Migros
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2366.html

BLAME Big Bird, Says Romney
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I do
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panic
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2369.html

Wife takes husband to her High School reunion.
There's a guy on the dance floor break dancing,
moon walking, back flips, the works.The wife turns to her
husband and says: "See that guy, 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."
Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!!!
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A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who
was speeding down Main Street. "But officer,"
the man began, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to
let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say,..."
"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said,
"Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding.
He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
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Q. Why does Dr. Pepper come (cum) in a bottle?
A. Because his wife died!

Q. What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
A. One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.

Q. How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
A. By becoming a ventriloquist!

Q. How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
A. He forgot to wrap his whopper.
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A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with
one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled
up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."

FUN PAGES

The Drunk Test
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I Hate People
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True Lies
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The Woman He Feels
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This Happiness is Unbearable
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

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