THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Every sinner has a future and every
saint has a past
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
rock n roll bands
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x091.html
volley ball
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x092.html
the old fashioned way
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x093.html
smart phone
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x094.html
self control
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x095.html
confucius say
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x096.html
bowling
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x097.html
a real man
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x098.html
private sign
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x099.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
What NOT to say to the police
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2408.html
bud light
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2409.html
magic
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2410.html
the mad sheep
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2411.html
A businessman needed millions of dollars to close an important business
transaction. He went to church to pray for the money.
He knelt in prayer next to a man who was praying for a hundred dollars to
pay an urgent debt. The businessman took out his wallet and pressed the
hundred dollars into the other man's hand.
Overjoyed, the man got up and joyfully left the church.
The businessman then closed his eyes and prayed, "And now, Lord, that I
have Your undivided attention...."
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Doug replies, "Sorry Bill, I have to go to the drugstore to pick
up a 'patch' subscription for my wife. She's quitting smoking today."
"Oh okay, well, good luck to her!" Bill said.
"Yeah, well it is really lucky me," grinned Doug. "I told her to let
me know any time she has an urge to put something in her mouth to suck on."
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Q: What is colic?
A: A reminder for new parents to use birth control.
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After she fainted, my mother was raced to the hospital.
Her doctor asked, "Why do you think you passed out?"
Looking at him oddly, Mom replied, "Because I woke up on the floor."
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"Did you ever see the customers in health-food stores? They are
pale skinny people who look half-dead. In a steak house you see
robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look
terrific." - Bill Cosby
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A blonde is in the bathroom and her husband shouts, "Did you find
the shampoo?" She answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do.
It's for dry hair and I've just wet mine."
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FUN PAGES
Wrong Turn in the Dark
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43498&s=n
Funny Math Jokes
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43069&s=n
Paraplegic Twister
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43655&s=n
The Love Test
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=37588&s=n
Vote For Stoners
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43647&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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