Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

Everyone knows I'm a stickler for good spelling. So, when an
associate e-mailed technical documents asking me to "decifer"
them, I had to set him straight.
I wrote, "Decipher is spelled with a ph, not an f. In case you've
forgotten, spell checker comes free with your soft- ware."
A minute later, I got this reply, "Mine must be dephective."
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If you stare at a jug of orange juice cause it said concentrate you might be a redneck

u might be a redneck if you think a quarter horse is one of those rides in front of wal-mart!!

Q: What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in the same room?
A: A full set of teeth
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A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is donem the
bartender tells him he owes $9.00. "But I paid, don't you remember?"
says the customer. "Okay," says the bartender, "If you said you paid,
you did." The man then goes outside and tells the first person he
sees that the bartender can't keep track of whether his customers
have paid. The second man then rushes in, orders a beer and later
pulls the same stunt. The barkeep replies, "If you say you paid, I'll
take your word for it." Soon the customer goes into the street, sees
an old friend, and tells him how to get free drinks. The man hurries
into the bar and begins to drink high-balls when, suddenly, the
bartender leans over sand says, "You know, a funny thing happened in
here tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid and both claimed
that they did. The next guy who tries that is going to get punched right
in the nose." "Don't bother me with your troubles," the final patron responds.
"Just give me my change and I'll be on my way."
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This german man is serching for a job and finds a help wanted at a
construction sight. He walks up to the boss and says "can I have the
job here?" The boss didnt like the way the german man looked. He
said "only if u can make the number nine without saying it" "Easy
give me pen give me paper" the german replied.
He drew three trees and the boss said whats that.
He said "tree+tree+tree=9." Then the boss said "make the number 99 with
out saying it" He made a smudge on each tree. The boss said "ok what the hell is
that" He said dirty tree+dirty tree+dirty tree=99." Then the boss said make the
number 100." He made a cirle under each tree. The boss said "now what german?"
The German says, "dog walks by takes a crap = dirty tree and 1 turd +dirty tree
and one turd + dirty tree and 1 turd = 100". The boss sighed and said you
have the jod. The german said "Well im so good with math
I quit. I'm going to be an accountant."

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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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