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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out
of the window, except that the birds might eat them.
Dr. Martin Henry Fischer 

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE COMICS

pool trick
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irritated throat
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not so fast
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the painter
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at the diner
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a short temper
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a late snack
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spoil your appetite
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the drums...
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girl scout cookies
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Blind Painter Prank
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Fat Man Breaks Car
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WHEEL OF FORTUNE
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Craig Ferguson Live Stand up
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DATING DICTIONARY

ATTRACTION - the act of associating horniness with a particular person.

LOVE AT 1st SIGHT - what occurs when two extremely
horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

DATING - the process of spending enormous amounts of
money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a
person whom you don't especially like in the present
and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

BIRTH CONTROL - avoiding pregnancy through such tactics
as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a
condom, dating repulsive men or spending time around children.

EASY - a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.

PRIG - a term used to describe a woman who wants to stay virgin until married.
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A little boy walked up to the librarian to check out a book entitled
`COMPREHENSIVE GUIDE FOR MOTHERS'.  When the librarian
asked him if it was for his mother, he answered no.
"Then why are you checking it out?"
"Because," said the boy, beaming from ear to ear, "I just started
collecting moths last month!"
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Starkle starkle little twink
who the hell you are I think
I'm not under what you call
the alcofluence of incohol
I'm just a little slort of sheep
I'm not drunk like tinkle peep
I don't know who is me yet
but the drunker I stand here
the longer I get
Just give me one more drink
to fill me cup
'cuz I got all day sober
to Sunday up.
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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