THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance
or apathy? I don't know and I don't care.
William Safire
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
What is wrong in this picture?
The first things I noticed was that she's not
wearing ear or eye protection and she is jerking the trigger.
Her grip is also too low, resulting in noticeable muzzle flip.
I also noticed that she fired off 1,537 rounds without
reloading before I sent it to you.
We need to ask Obama to pass tighter gun control laws.
She should be required to wear a shirt.
Think of all the burns she must be getting
from all those empty flying shells!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
how come
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would you mind
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I'm ok
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bulges
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I wonder
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my club
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any idea
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concealed
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r u dum
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prototype
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
John Pinette
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Three Stooges at Steel Pier, Atlantic City
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Penn & Teller Fool Us Episode 3 FishBowl trick
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gas theft
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One afternoon a man says to his wife, you, me and the
dogs are going pig shooting. They pack the truck and head off.
They get there late at night and the man says, we will head off
at sunrise. The wife is tired and replies, I don't want to
go in the morning. The husband is furious and replies, I will
give you 3 options, you, me and the dog shoot, or you give me
a blow job or we have anal sex. The wife isn't to pleased but
realizes it's one or the other. They rise early in the morning and
the husband says well, what's it to be. She isn't pleased but decides
to give him a blow job. As soon as she starts she stops and says,
your dick tastes like shit. He replies: "Yeh,
the dog didn't want to go either."
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A little girl goes to see Santa Clause at the local shopping mall.
When she arrives and sits down on Santa's lap Santa asks "What do
you want for Christmas little girl?". "I want a Barbie and a GI Joe"
says the little girl. "But Barbie comes with Ken" Santa says, "No, Barbie only 'cums' with GI Joe!"
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A man goes into a drug store and asks the cashier for some rubbers.
The cashier asks, "What size?"
The man replies, "Size? I didn't know they came in sizes."
"Yes, they do," she says, "What size do you want?"
"Well, gee, I don't know," the man answers.
The lady is used to this, so she tells him to go to the back yard
and measure his dick by sticking it into each of the three holes in the fence.
While the man is back there, the lady sneaks around to the other side of
the fence and spreads her legs behind each hole as the man tests it. When
the they return, the cashier asks, "What will it be? Small, medium, or large?"
The man replies, "To hell with the rubbers, give me a hundred feet of that fence back there!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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