THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Change the way you look at things,
and the things you look at change
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Washington— President Barack Obama on Thursday will make his
first trip to the Upper Peninsula as president and his first
trip to Michigan in six months. The White House said today
Obama will travel to Marquette to tout more robust wireless
networks for voice and data. He will note that businesses in
Marquette have been able to grow as a result of broadband access,
(now let me see, suddenly Quantay from East LA realizes he needs
some hollow points for his auto .25 ...he hops on the net because
he remembers that Marquette River Gunshop has em and poof poof,
the mom and pop shop sold a couple boxes. cuz Quantay could go
clack clack. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggghhhhhttttt!!!!!!)
The U.P., or upper penninsula, as we Michiganders refer to it,
is a largely ignored area in politics. It is rare for a national
politician to visit, in fact, it even is ignored by Michigan's own
political issues, IE, focused primarily on Detroit, Lansing, and
Grand Rapids. Since mining played out, and most of the trees have
been cut down, the UP has almost little or no hope to offer most
local residents financially. Possibly, the tourist industry is their
last resort, But with the shift in focus of deer hunting season,
higher gas prices, and the possible invasion of Asian carp,
touristry is not looking promising any day soon either. Some how, I got
the feeling Mr. Barack, you are missing the target. I think
that most folks up there are gonna wanna hear about something besides
high speed internet. Just my thots.
Go figger.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
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mean old bird
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gillette
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win win
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just like his father
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Woman Fart Humor
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Ridiculous Speed Sign
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don't waste it
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the polar bear club
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
watch your tail
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There was this woman sitting on a park bench
muttering to herself and spitting. She would
mutter, then spit, mutter, then spit, she would
say, "Damn, that sonofabitch can drive", then
spit, "Damn, that sonofabitch can drive", then
spit, "
Damn that sonofabitch can drive", then spit. A
man sits down next to her and asks her, "What's
going on here? You keep saying, "Damn that
sonofabitch can drive, then you spit".
"Well", says the gal, "my boyfriend just got a
brand new sports car, so he calls me and asks me
if I want to go for a ride. So I say sure, why
not?"
"He picks me up and we drive up to the mountains.
After we have lunch, we start back down the
mountain and his brakes go out!! He's pumping the
pedal, and nothing!! So now we're picking up
speed and the road is all twisty and curvey.
"We're going faster and faster and it's hard to
stay on the road. I've got my fingers embedded in
the dashboard, and I'm pleading with him to do
something!!
"We're going about 90 mph now, with a sheer cliff
on our right, a 500 foot drop on the other side,
an 18 wheeler right on our ass, and an overturned
motorhome right in front of us. Well, I figure
this is it! I just knew we were gonna die! So I
turn to him and said... "Geoff, if you can get us
outta this, I'll give you the best damn blow job
you've ever had!"
She paused. Then spit.
"DAMN, THAT SON OF A BITCH CAN **DRIVE**!!"
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Did you hear about the long delays on a golf
course outside Washington, DC? Seems like there
was a foursome playing that was taking forever to
get around the course. The group consisted of
Monica Lewinski, OJ Simpson, Ted Kennedy, and
Bill Clinton. According to observers, the
problems they were having were attributable to
typical problems faced by the novice golfer;
Monica is a hooker, OJ is a slicer, Kennedy can't
drive over water, and Clinton is never sure which
hole he's supposed to be playing.
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Four women were chatting in the locker room, when
one of them mentioned the fact that while there
were numerous terms for male masturbation, i.e.
jerking off, spanking the monkey, slappin' the
salami and so on, there weren't any common terms
for female masturbation. "I've always called it
'jilling off'," said one of the women. "But
that's just a feminization of 'jacking off,'"
said the first. "You're right," said another. "We
don't seem to have any slang terms of our own for
it." The fourth woman snorted. "After fourteen
years of marriage, there's only one thing I call
it." "What's that?" "Finishing the job.
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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