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THE COMICS
man in a can
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I do NOT
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Bob you fool
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price comparison
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premature
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the bionic man
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extorsion
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spray it in
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
cure for the flu
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pitstop
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a little ride
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funny scare
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funny invention
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Charlie Chaplin
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Wife: "I was a fool when I married you."
Husband: "I guess you were, but I was so infatuated
at the time I didn't seem to notice."
Man: "My wife has the worst memory I ever heard of."
Friend: "Forgets everything, eh?"
Man: "No, remembers everything."
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Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through
the keyhole as their older sister is getting it on with
her new boyfriend. They hear her say, "Oh, Jim, you're
going where no man has gone before!" The six-year-old
says to his brother, "He must be fucking her up the ass!"
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A machine operator comes home from the factory and
tells his wife: "Honey, I've got some good news and
some bad news. First, the good
news: I got $25,000.00 severance pay!"
His wife said: "$25,000.00 in severance pay?
That's great! Now, what's the bad news?"
He said: "Wait till you hear what was severed!"
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A couple were in line at a theme park when they noticed
two teenagers in front of them, passionately hugging
and kissing. They didn't even come up for air when
the line moved. As they waited, their displays of
affection became more and more embarrassing.
Finally one park employee approached them and said,
"Hey, Kids, this is a place to bring your families,
not have them."
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As dessert was served to the visiting pastor, the
hostess apologized for not having any cheese to go
with the apple pie. Hearing this, her little son
slipped down from his chair and left the room, then
returned with a small piece of cheese, which he
shyly placed, on the pastor's plate. "Why, thank you,
son," said the guest as he popped the cheese in his
mouth, "You must have found the last piece! Where
did you find it?" Flushing with pride, the little boy
said, "Oh, it was in the mousetrap."
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A young gay man is confronted by some of his friends,
and told that he may be drinking a bit too much and
it seems like it may be getting in the way of his work
and effecting some of his relationships. His friends
are concerned that he may need to seek help. He took
their feelings to heart and joined AA. At the end of
a year of dedication he is clean and sober and gets his
"pin" showing his progress (of one year being clean and
sober). He then thinks, he has wanted to stop smoking
for awhile, could he use the same principles he used in
AA to stop smoking? He sets himself on the path and does
so. By the second year when he gets his pin from AA, he
is tobacco-free, and has a small dinner party to celebrate
the fact. When he gets together with his friends, they
are amazed at what good health he is in, and amazed that
he is not only alcohol-free but also tobacco-free.
They applaud his dedication. About a year later, he has
another dinner party and announces to all his friends that
he is "no longer gay." His straight friends -- as well as
his gay friends -- are totally amazed at this. No one
believes he has managed to change so much in is life!
"Did you do the same things you did to stop drinking
and smoking?" many asked."Was it just a choice of lifestyle
change?" others asked. "Was it some type of religious
revelation?" was even asked. "No, nothing so drastic," he replied.
"It's just when I quit smoking, I found everything TASTED different."
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SYDESJOKES LIST
How Not To Land
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How Not To Play Dead
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How Not To Tow A Boat
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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