Set your course by the stars,
not by the lights of every passing ship.
Omar N. Bradley
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
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MEMES N TOONS
theirs
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where is your garden
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always catch you
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the prostrate exam
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accept the fact
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drives women crazy
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invisible
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lunch break
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daddy's bakks
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3 years
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flight risk
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what you in for
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you momma
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the bra and the hat
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relax
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what kind of jokes
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Jenny: I can tell if someone is lying just by looking at him.
Jenny: Yep. I can tell if he is standing too.
Ann: I herd that you are a hypochondriac.
Stan: Well, my doctor says I'm not, but I spent 3 days reading
about it on the internet and I have all the symptoms.
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JOKES
mother superior and the two nuns
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coughing up a lung
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2 statues in a park
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the nun and the whiskey
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replace the batteries
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how much is the washer and dryer
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go to the store and buy cigarettes
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delivering papers to an apartment building
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a computer in the bar
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can I get a cigarette
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after a day of busy shopping
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Therapist: I've concluded that you are incapable of describing your feelings.
Patient: I can't say that I am surprised!
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coughing up a lung
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2 statues in a park
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the nun and the whiskey
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replace the batteries
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how much is the washer and dryer
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go to the store and buy cigarettes
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delivering papers to an apartment building
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a computer in the bar
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can I get a cigarette
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after a day of busy shopping
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Therapist: I've concluded that you are incapable of describing your feelings.
Patient: I can't say that I am surprised!
Therapist: I've concluded that you are incapable of describing your feelings.
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
chew the furniture
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sent us to our rooms
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stupid things
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don't run
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mothers in China
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work from home
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how backward are you
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my wife sent me a text
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do not flush
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almost done
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I love her
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please throw away your food
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just in case
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my cat
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Stewart Francis - One Liners
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