[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

all my life I thought air was free until I
bought a bag of potato chips


welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
When times look bad my momma always said, "Son
you gotta look at the bright side of things." Interestingly,
anybody notice that their car has been getting really
improved gas mileage since the lock down started? We filled
up the car 3 weeks ago and still have a quarter of a tank left
because there is no place to go!!! And the other thing? Since
the lock down, we have not had a single telemarketing call in
over 3 weeks!!! It is good to know that, apparently, telemarketers
are practicing social distancing too.I do have one question tho.
Restaurants are practicing curbside service where there is no
drive thru. So if they can have it, how about hookers, could
they practice curbside service too.? I am just wondering if they
would still be working because they would be considered
"essential workers". ???
We do hope you enjoy today's issue.
Cordially
Martin aka  the postman 

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MEMES N TOONS

google
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provides comfort
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in the jungle
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more frightening
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are you ill
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before quarantine is over
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mucho
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going to the bathroom
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Rosemary
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the pope
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Finland
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gas money
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wisdom
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nervous
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tested positive
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beagles
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth?
A: Bronto-swore-us.

Q: Which dinosaur slept all day ?
A: The dino-snore!

Q. What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house,
with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot?
A. Sir.
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JOKES

two men were out fishing
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woman gets lost in the desert
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my monkey
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you are not so good in bed
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he hears a knock at the door
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it's the world cup final
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a group pf young muslims fresh off the boat
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boy caught his mom and dad having sex
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Sid and Irv are business partners
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12 monks about to be ordained
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

New Hampshire trail cam videos
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Jimmy Kimmel's Quarantine Monologue – Week 4 of Isolation with Lady Gaga!
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Reporter drenched with hose by 'hellish' neighbours
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Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) Movie CLIP
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Jim Gaffigan Stand-Up
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Benny Hill - Escaped Convict 'Closing Chase'
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Sarcasm 101 - SNL
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REBOOTED | Short Film
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America's Got Talent 2016 Ryan Beard Hilarious Comedic Musician
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Inside a Lost African Tribe Still Living in India Today
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Q: Did you hear they're changing the flooring in daycare centers?
A: They're calling it infant-tile!

Q: What do you get when you cross Sonic The Hedgehog and Curious George?
A: 2 Fast 2 Curious

Q: What gets white as it gets dirty?
A: Chalkboard
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

if lawyers are disbarred
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chickens in church
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closed until further notice
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Italians
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April stimulus
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Finally
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positive
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bought a chicken
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hopscotch
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Nike
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Singing in the shower
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for sale
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sorry
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flattery
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is that butter
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masturbated
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started with a bat
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