[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

Carve your successes in stone
mark your failures in sand.

Welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

Been making plans for the weekend?

where shall I go. To the lake or to the

mountains? But in the pandemic, where

shall I go for the weekend is "how about

the front porch or the basement."

So this morning I woke up and said
"Alexa, what's the weather gonna be
outside for today. You know what she
said? "Don't worry about it. you ain't
going anywhere anyways. So it don't matter."

Got email from Bill...

"Martin, getting tired of all the pandemic

jokes. Could you please publish something else."

Well Bill, as you can see, I am really

so concerned about public opinion and

what other people think. Tell you what, let

me know how much you paid for your subscription.

I'll send you a refund!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS

the whole church
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a new diet
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s prime example
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go out with me
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on Facebook
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this is Tim
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you have H.M.S.
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hearing from you
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share everything
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valentines gift
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on a leash
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what do you mean
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the poo slave
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a new flavor
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she can't cook
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Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?
A: They don't want to get "beat up".

Q: What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?
A: Two points, just like anyone else.

Q: Why was the little girl sad after the race?
A: Because an egg beater!

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JOKES

they met on the beach
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John and William were chatting
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on their first night in bed
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drunk guy sitting in a bar
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young man moved into his own apartment
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relaxing in his favorite bar in Rome
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Paulie's family is at dinner
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when I got home
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windows frozen
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wife vs husband
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Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Iraq?
A: Because there is a target on every corner.

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Kitten and a deer
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MURRR ! Pusic cat demands attention
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* Judge Judy** look At Your Mom-nice laugh-
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The Most Epic Shark Week Moments! | Shark Week's 50 Best Bites
| SHARK WEEK 2018
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Fishing follies & funny moments
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0480.html

Car 54, Where Are You?: Who's For Swordfish | Season 1 Episode 1
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0480.html

Marcell and The Beer Joint
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0482.html

Top 5 Craziest Customers Who Were Caught Stealing...
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What Really Happened the Day the Music Died
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Daddy Daughter Duet - The Prayer
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Three men met at a party, and it wasn't long until the conversation got around
to their line of work and what kind of cars they drove. "I'm a veterinarian,"
said the first fellow. "So, naturally, I drive a white 'Vet." As they smiled and
nodded, the second man said, "I own a sign company, so I drive a purple Neon."
Now the third guy was suddenly quiet until he was egged on by the other two.
"Well," he finally said, "I'm a proctologist... and I have a brown Probe."

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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

old enough for it?
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condoms
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your best friend
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opportunity
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good better best
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push the buttons
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the head
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in Florida
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young and thin
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recognition
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the hardest thing in life
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don't like that restaurant
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faster than sound
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integrating a restaurant
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good friends
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