[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CIRNER

 


We are afraid to care too much, for fear that
the other person does not care at all.
Eleanor Roosevelt


welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER


GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So our legislature extended the Michigan lock down. The governor
wanted an extension. So originally it was until the 13th. Now it
seems it will extend thru the 30th. But I am guessing that, looking at
the death rate and the infection rate here, its not going to return
to normal any time soon. I personally have not been affected that
much since I am a bit physically challenged. I have started binge watching
Chicago pd, and the Curse of Oak Island. I also have been reading a good
Joel Rosenburg novel. And of course, the good ole jigsaw puzzle
occupies a prominent spot to help pass the time. I was doing self taught
piano. But I have had to give that up due to a severe issue of
arthritis in my hands. Always something at our age, is it not?
But the good thing? Life is always a little easier to face when you
are surrounded by loved ones and have a bunch of good jokes.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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If smoking marijuana causes short-term memory loss,
Then what does smoking marijuana do?

Fat people in long distance relationships.
They don't work out.

MEMES N TOONS

you hear your parents
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10/op0771.html

chasing women during covid19
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10/op0772.html

humans
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10/op0773.html

what surprises you the most
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10/op0774.html

if she is uncomfortable
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10/op0776.html

cats
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10/op0777.html

I should touch myself
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10/op0778.html

what's the difference
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10/op0779.html

dey call me wong
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10/op0780.html

how many times
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10/op0781.html

problems and solutions
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10/op0782.html

in quarantine
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10/op0783.html

you are a dead man
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10/op0784.html

self isolation



What do you call a condom that's 100% effective?
Inconceivable

What's the difference between being in prison and
playing on a basketball team?On a basketball team,
your guards won't leave you hanging.

My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments
She had a history of violins

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JOKES

it was autumn
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9/ki0621.html

I can remember
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9/ki0621a.html

play basketball
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9/ki0622a.html

in a long line of people
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9/ki0622.html

won the lottery
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9/ki0623.html

they lived deep in the woods
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9/ki0624.html

man driving home late one night
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9/ki0625.html

man walked out to the street for a taxi
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9/ki0626.html

3 pieces of string
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9/ki0627.html

during a funeral
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9/ki0628.html

little red riding hood
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9/ki0629.html

husband and wife love to golf


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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

spam
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0801.html

intelligence
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0802.html

speed bumps
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0803.html

every thing ok
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0804.html

beginning a new relationship
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0805.html

getting off house arrest
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0806.html

a story from ww2
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0807.html

its been a blessing
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0808.html

idiots
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0809.html

Kermit watches it
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0810.html

I'm looking
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0811.html

lockdown affects our police
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0812.html

what would jesus do
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0813.html

do you have a job
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0814.html

just got a new job
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0815.html

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead find a cliff.
There is a sign that says "cliff of wishes, jump and say
what you desire and you shall land in it".The brunette says
"here goes nothing" and jumps. She says "money" and
lands in a huge pile of$100 bills.The redhead jumps and says
"the power to fly" and she doesn't hit the ground, but
rather levitates off of it, then flies off into the distance.
This whole time, the blonde has beenon her phone, walking.
She misses the cliff and falls over the edge.
Terrified, she yells "oh shit!"
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

The Flintstones - Fred and Barney Open a Drive-In Restaurant
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0556.html

Honeymooners - Ralph Kramden Weight Jokes Compilation
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0557.html

Abbott and Costello at their best.
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0558.html

Weirdest Animal Relationships | Top 5 | BBC Earth
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0559.html

The Simpsons Predicted The Corona Virus!!
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0560.html

Secret Agents Pranks - Best of Just For Laughs Gags
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0561.html

Ron White: The Dr. Phil Story
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0562.html

Live PD: Get Out of the Car
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0563.html

Train Pushes Wave Of Snow At People
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0564.html

Venomous Snake Handler (Texas Country Reporter)
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0565.html

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