We are afraid to care too much, for fear that
the other person does not care at all.
Eleanor Roosevelt
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So our legislature extended the Michigan lock down. The governor
wanted an extension. So originally it was until the 13th. Now it
seems it will extend thru the 30th. But I am guessing that, looking at
the death rate and the infection rate here, its not going to return
to normal any time soon. I personally have not been affected that
much since I am a bit physically challenged. I have started binge watching
Chicago pd, and the Curse of Oak Island. I also have been reading a good
Joel Rosenburg novel. And of course, the good ole jigsaw puzzle
occupies a prominent spot to help pass the time. I was doing self taught
piano. But I have had to give that up due to a severe issue of
arthritis in my hands. Always something at our age, is it not?
But the good thing? Life is always a little easier to face when you
are surrounded by loved ones and have a bunch of good jokes.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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If smoking marijuana causes short-term memory loss,
Then what does smoking marijuana do?
Fat people in long distance relationships.
They don't work out.
MEMES N TOONS
you hear your parents
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chasing women during covid19
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humans
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what surprises you the most
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if she is uncomfortable
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cats
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I should touch myself
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what's the difference
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dey call me wong
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how many times
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problems and solutions
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10/op0782.html
in quarantine
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10/op0783.html
you are a dead man
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10/op0784.html
self isolation
What do you call a condom that's 100% effective?
Inconceivable
What's the difference between being in prison and
playing on a basketball team?On a basketball team,
your guards won't leave you hanging.
My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments
She had a history of violins
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JOKES
it was autumn
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I can remember
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play basketball
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in a long line of people
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won the lottery
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they lived deep in the woods
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9/ki0624.html
man driving home late one night
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9/ki0625.html
man walked out to the street for a taxi
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9/ki0626.html
3 pieces of string
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during a funeral
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9/ki0628.html
little red riding hood
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husband and wife love to golf
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
spam
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intelligence
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speed bumps
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every thing ok
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0804.html
beginning a new relationship
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0805.html
getting off house arrest
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0806.html
a story from ww2
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0807.html
its been a blessing
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0808.html
idiots
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0809.html
Kermit watches it
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0810.html
I'm looking
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lockdown affects our police
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0812.html
what would jesus do
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do you have a job
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just got a new job
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0815.html
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead find a cliff.
There is a sign that says "cliff of wishes, jump and say
what you desire and you shall land in it".The brunette says
"here goes nothing" and jumps. She says "money" and
lands in a huge pile of$100 bills.The redhead jumps and says
"the power to fly" and she doesn't hit the ground, but
rather levitates off of it, then flies off into the distance.
This whole time, the blonde has beenon her phone, walking.
She misses the cliff and falls over the edge.
Terrified, she yells "oh shit!"__________________
LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
The Flintstones - Fred and Barney Open a Drive-In Restaurant
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0556.html
Honeymooners - Ralph Kramden Weight Jokes Compilation
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0557.html
Abbott and Costello at their best.
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0558.html
Weirdest Animal Relationships | Top 5 | BBC Earth
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0559.html
The Simpsons Predicted The Corona Virus!!
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0560.html
Secret Agents Pranks - Best of Just For Laughs Gags
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0561.html
Ron White: The Dr. Phil Story
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0562.html
Live PD: Get Out of the Car
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0563.html
Train Pushes Wave Of Snow At People
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0564.html
Venomous Snake Handler (Texas Country Reporter)
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0565.html
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