I'm now at the age where I've got to prove that
I'm just as good as I never was.
Rex Harrison (1908-1990)
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, almost the forth of July!!!. Growing up on the farm,
we used to have that saying about the corn...
"knee high by the forth of July." The crazy thing
is, height of corn has nothing to do really with a
good crop. But anyways, in the mean time, we are
still looking for two warm days in a row that has no
rain. Its been pretty dismal here in not so beautiful
West Michigan.
Apparently. a new governor has
nothing to do with better roads in Michigan, either.
With a crumbling infrastructure, our illustrious current
governor ran for office with a promise famously quoted
during her campaign..."lets fix the damn roads." However
only time will tell whether her presence in office will make a
big difference. We can only hope. I do know that there are
a ton of detours going from a to b right now. And the roads
continue to deteriorate.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
chip truck
while wearing a bikini
alarm
in 950 B.C.
out making friends
sexually active
a bear attack
Gregory the ax murderer
make her feel special
blowing coke
blisters on my hand
marry her
West Virginia
a walk
congratulations you are hired
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JOKES
God looked on in Eden
read a survey
locked his keys in the car
you thinkin what I'm thinkin
convert to catholosism
q and a
an old farmer in Georgia
dad was in the field plowing
while attending a marriage ceremony
I don't serve drunks here
She is five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump.
After she had a minor accident, her mother accompanied her to the emergency room.
The triage nurse asked for her height and weight, and she blurted out, "Five-foot-eight, 125 pounds."
While the nurse pondered over this information, her mother leaned over to her.
"Sweetheart," she gently chided, "this is not the Internet."
A woman's husband dies, and while at the funeral home watching the
mortician prepare her husband for final internment, she asked if he
would cut off her husbands dick for her. The mortician thought this to
be an odd request, but since it was her husband, he complied with her
wishes and cut it off and gave it to her. She wrapped it up and took it
home. When she got home, she pulled out a frying pan, threw some chopped
onions, garlic, green peppers, and some butter into the pan, and started
cutting up the dick. Her neighbor walked in at this point and saw what
she was doing, and asked, "What are you doing with *that*??!!" The woman
replied, "Hey, for 35 years I ate it his way, now I'm gonna eat it my
way!"
A Jewish girl tells her Catholic college roommate that she's going home
for Rosh Hashanah. "Oh," the Catholic girl says. "That's the holiday
when you light the eight candles, right?" "No," the Jewish girl replies.
"That's Hanukah." "Oh, right," the Catholic girl says. " Rosh Hashanah
is the holiday when you eat the unleavened bread?" "No," the Jewish girl
replies. "That's Passover.Rosh Hashanah is the holiday when we blow the
shofar." "See," the Catholic Girl says. "That's what I like about you
Jews... you're so good to the hired help."
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Fire trucks responding
Tom & Jerry | Classic Cartoon Compilation
U.S. Marines Release New Video of Amphibious Combat Vehicle
How Ford Built America - The Man Behind The Automobile
Johnny Cash - Live from Austin, TX 1987
LIVE: California Highway Patrol in pursuit of a semi-truck
Abandoned - Rolling Acres Mall
Spring breakers turn tables on armed robber at Florida gas station
This Puppy Becomes Viral Sensation Because of Her Sleeping Position
This Sleepy Cat Will Melt Your Heart
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
tent poles
in the dark
a chinese disease
fix the road
a dying grandma
a spark of genius
crazy
when I got home
woman got in front of me
moral support
trying to understand people
watching the lion king
got super drunk
angry wife
employee
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