If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure.
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
So, I am sitting at the breakfast table, sipping my
coffee watching the war dept. munch on her toast and
peanut butter. (It's been a morning ritual of ours now
for most of our 40 plus years of marriage.)
So, she is talking about how if we ever got
our "dream house." (basically a pipe dream 'cuz we both
know we will prolley never live anywhere else but this
old 100 year old dump that we moved into 32 years ago).
her: It should have a really great garden spot, I would
love to have a beautiful huge garden.
(war dept. has a green thumb.)
me: I say nothing, staring at the contents of my coffee cup.
her: I would love if our dream house had a attached garage.
(this old dump doesn't even have a driveway)
She goes on to talk about several other things her "dream
house" would feature and then...
her: What would your dream house have hon?
me: It would spit out vodka from the kitchen faucet, and
it would have a button you push anytime you wanted a blowjob.
That pretty much ended the morning breakfast conversation.
Guys, ever notice, women simply fail to appreciate the simpler
pleasures of life?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES AND TOONS
someone is resigning
revenge is sweet
your turn signal
ginger bread and pizza
circumcision
in a 40 mile radius
teeth
a little concerned
husband gets the sniffles
Adam and Eve
little Red Riding hood
some ppl r like tractors
that's redneck
if at first you don't succeed
a pregnancy test
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JOKES
good news and bad news
at the University of Alabama
a bowl of soup
motorist driving down the hiway
dpn't want the eggs
what happened
John grew up on a remote farm in Minnesota
a rector of kings
a roadside stand
I was drunk last night
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Police Blast Sh*t Out of ANTIFA With Automatic Paint Ball Guns
Johnny Paycheck - Colorado Kool-Aid
MERV - Post Apocalyptic Sci Fi Short Film
Carjacking Suspect Fatally Shot After Police Chase in Nevada
Jacuzzi Lifeguard - SNL
The windiest place on the planet - Wild Weather with Richard Hammond:
WORLD'S MOST SHOCKING NATURAL DISASTERS
This Eagle Owl Will Square Up to Anyone Who Gets Too Close
Nuns Test Lip Balm and Fall In Love
5 Times People Deserved What They Got
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
I got 20 dollars
safe eating
good news
if you are old
never gonna forget me
money left over
u get home drunk
the female mantis
while strolling
you know you are drunk
middle age
we'll see
you are my favorite
what does your husband do
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