THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
All truths are easy to understand once they are
discovered; the point is to discover them.
Galileo Galilei
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Perhaps a bit more frustrating during my stay at the
hospital was not just their GOD awful wifi, but my
poor laptop as well. I use my laptop rarely, being old school,
I much prefer a fullsize desk top. I do not spend my spare
time hanging out on wifi drinking internet cafe coffee like my chillens do.
So, in the past couple years, my old Acer has mostly been
sitting in the closet gathering dust. Then, for a while, my daughter
borrowed it for a semester or so becuz she dropped her Delle down 3 flights of
stairs. (Apparently Delle is not as sturdy as one would think.) So she used
my old Acer . Then, the war department used it for a couple weeks, waiting
for me to put a new mother board put in her desk top.
And, more recently, son wanted to use it, "for school, Dad. for school!!"
...ya, right. Well, to make a long story short, a month or so ago
he gave it back to me, which I thot strange since school was not over,
but I gave it no heed. Then, I opened that thing up my first day in the
"joint." (Sighing loudly) Well, my son, like many young men of his age,
has an intense interest in poker Internet sites, and, ahem. well, lets just say
other internet activities and etc. But, if known, may have made his momma
blush a little, that's for sure. oh well, a story for another time.
Getting back to the point, this explains the gobbled up sad state of affairs with my
poor Acer. Sadly, everybody in this house wants to borrow the postman's
puter, but DOESN'T ANYBODY in this house, (well, aside from the postman, of
course,) know how to reformat one after they screw it all up??
Aside from me? Anybody??? sigh....oh well,
I cleaned it up mostly to get by, and then the other night
when I got home, I did a hard reinstall and got the silly
thing back to factory status and running fine once more. And then sat down and
had a little heart to heart with son. Needless to say, if he is gonna
need a laptop for school in the future? he's gonna hafta shell out a lil
$$$ for one of his own:)
Oh and the moral of story? never loan anything to any family
member unless you do not care if it comes back to you all screwed up.
TRUST ME...s' truth!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
brussel sprouts
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a261.html
cell phones
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a262.html
questions
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a263.html
my room
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a264.html
Albert Einstein
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a265.html
the Hindenburg disaster
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a266.html
what women want to hear
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a267.html
the way my house is
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a268.html
games old people play
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a269.html
turn the page
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a270.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
LOVE TECH SUPPORT
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3015.html
cats
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3012.html
smart crabs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3013.html
back off buddy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3014.html
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Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
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A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go
shopping for me and buy one carton of milk,
and if they have avocados, get 6."
A short time later, her husband came home with 6 cartons of milk.
His wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had avocados."
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About Marriage
- My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
- My wife and I were very happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let
him keep her.
- I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months; I don't like to interrupt
her.
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A man having lunch at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table
had been set with forks, not chopsticks. He asked why. The waiter
said "Chopsticks are provided only on request." "But," the man
countered, "if you gave your patrons chopsticks, you wouldn't have
to pay someone to wash all the forks." "True," the waiter shot back,
"but we would have to hire three more people to clean up the mess."
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FUN PAGES
Let's Free Willy
http://tinyurl.com/bcytj7o
Find The Difference Game
http://tinyurl.com/b8gofm7
To Be Non-Judgmental Is
http://tinyurl.com/bkk5nj5
We Love Socks
http://tinyurl.com/azxjhy6
Eye Contact For 1 Second
http://tinyurl.com/anqruwj
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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