THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
He who builds a better mousetrap these
days runs into material shortages,
patent-infringement suits, work stoppages,
collusive bidding, discount discrimination
--and taxes."
H. E. Martz
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
HAPPY Wedding anniversary to me
and the war department!
THIRTY THREE YEARS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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energy crisis
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
think b4 you cast your vote
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the tooth fairy
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a call from the pharmacy
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temper tantrum
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Are you one of those with many hours in front of a computer??
Do you end up with a sore butt and stiff neck?
If your answer is yes to both questions
Here's an excellent exercise that will benefit you…
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Robert Shapiro was duck hunting in Montana recently, when he attempted
to cross a fence into a field to retrieve a duck he had shot. A farmer
suddenly pulled up in his pick-up truck, jumped out, and asked Mr.
Shapiro what he was doing on his property.
"Retrieving this duck that I just shot," he replied.
"That duck is on my side of the fence, so now it's mine," replied the
farmer.
Mr. Shapiro asked the farmer if he recognized who he was talking to.
"No", replied the farmer, "I don't know, and I don't care."
"I am Robert Shapiro, famed lawyer from Los Angeles", came the reply. "I
am one of the lawyers that got O.J. Simpson off. And if you don't let me
get that duck, I can sue you for your farm, your truck, and everything
else you own. I'll leave you penniless on the street."
"Well," said the farmer, "In Montana the only law we go by is the `3
kicks law'."
"Never heard of it," said Robert.
The farmer said, "I get to kick you 3 times, and if you make it back to
your feet and are able to kick me back 3 times, that duck is yours."
Shapiro thought this over. He grew up in a tough neighborhood and
figured he could take this old farmer. "Fair enough," he said.
So the farmer kicked Shapiro violently in the groin. As he was doubling
over, the farmer kicked him in the face, and when he hit the ground, he
kicked him hard in the ribs. After several moments, Shapiro slowly made
it back to his feet. "Alright, now it's my turn," said Shapiro.
"Aw, forget it," said the farmer. "You can have the duck."
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An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art of
fellatio...
Satisfied that she had perfected the basics, the old pro asked the
beginner if she had any questions.
"Well yeah. I was wondering how long dicks should be sucked."
The old hoe answered, "The same as the short ones, honey."
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Judi was talking to Candy.
"I suspect Andy used to visit hookers before we met."
"Why do you say that?"
"One night we were just playing around downstairs.
He picked me up and headed for the bedroom."
Candy nodded. "Uh huh. So what happened?"
"Well, I giggled and said, 'Should I struggle?'
And he replied, 'I don't know. Does that cost extra?'"
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God's Beer
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The Bird a Nest Man Friendship
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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