THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Asking a stupid question is
better than repairing a stupid mistake
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
If you were in Raleigh NC or Denver Colo, yesterday,
you most likely were trying to figure a way to escape the over
100 degree heat wave that has been challenging the mid section
of the nation for the past few days, including beautiful West
Michigan. Altho we have been slightly more fortunate, yesterday peaked
at 97 for us. However, it is so dry, my yard has not needed mowing for days.
Mostly just burned up weeds, there is not a lot of green left, and the
war department's flowers are drooping sadly, no matter how much water
she gives them. The farmers here in Michigan are hurting under a season
of bad weather all the way around. To begin with, an incredibly warm
spring caused the brocoli crop to mature too quickly and most of it
rotted in the ground before workers could pick it. The fruit crop
has been virtually exterminated by a week of bone chilling freezes,
and the corn crop is now being threatened by soaring hot temps.
Most likely, your grocery bill will feel a pinch this fall.
I feel badly for the folks who have lost power in the powerful storms
and also because of the wild fires in the west. Bad enough to be in the heat but
without a.c. is brutal, interesting question on my mind? how come we
ain't hearin nothin from FEMA? maybe get some of them lovely air conditioned
govt free rent trailers, eh? Anyways, Lets remember our prayers for
those who are suffering. I'm sure its a little difficult.
Fortunately for the postman clan, we rarely lose power, except when a car
hits the transformer after running a red light up on the corner.
BTW. I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read 'I miss Detroit'.
Lots of folks have left the east side of the state for economic reasons
and have relocated here in beautiful West Michigan, which offers a
lower unemployment rate. Wanting them to feel at home,
I broke the window, stole the radio and left a note that read,
'I hope this helps'……
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
he had it coming
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size doesn't matter?
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apartment manager
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it's called
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hands free
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fascinating fact
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step out
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clean up
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every month
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our settings
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/o010.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
budlight
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1781.html
how the rednecks do it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1782.html
who let the dogs out
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1783.html
A friend of a friend of mine was sitting on a lawn sunning
and reading, when he was startled by a fairly late model
car crashing through a hedge and coming to rest on his lawn.
He helped the elderly driver out and sat him on a lawn chair.
"My goodness" he exclaimed, "you are quite old to be driving!"
"Yes" he replied," I am old enough that I don't need a license
anymore, the last time I went to my doctor he examined me, and
asked if I had a driving license. I told him yes and handed it to him."
He took scissors out of a drawer, cut the license into pieces
and threw them in the wastebasket".
"You won't be needing this anymore", he said.
"So I thanked him and left."
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A man goes to see the Rabbi.
"Rabbi, something terrible is happening and
I have to talk to you about it."
The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me.
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"
The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain
she's poisoning me, what should I do?" The Rabbi then offers,
"Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find
out and I'll let you know." A week later the Rabbi calls the man and
says, "I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?
The man said, "Yes" and the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison."
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Q: Do you know what drag is?
A: It's when a man wears everything a lesbian won't.
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Pauly says to Maury, his coworker, "I've become so
nearsighted I almost worked myself to death."
Maury: "What does being nearsighted have to do with working yourself to death?"
Pauly: "I couldn't tell whether the boss was watching
me or not, so I had to work all the time."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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