THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Letting the cat out of the bag is a
whole lot easier than putting it back in.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The car that's going to save GM!
Have you seen the new car model
that Chrysler has?
The 2013 SNATCH BACK!!!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
bikini
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f016.html
Dear John
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f017.html
a genius
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f018.html
Ill be home soon
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f019.html
the big cock
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f020.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES!
World's Worst Handyman Prank
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1586.html
An unusual crash for two race bikes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1587.html
"Pregnant and I Know It" MUSIC VIDEO
(Parody of "Sexy and I Know It")
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1588.html
Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party...
and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party....except you
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"Class, today's assignment is to spell and use the word
'Dough' in a sentence. Jane, you go first."
"Dough, D O U G H, Italians make pizza with dough."
Very good, Jane. Now let's hear from Mary.
"Dough, D O U G H, my brother makes things with play dough."
By this time Johnny is waving his hand frantically.
"Yes, Johnny, do you have something to add?"
"My mom says my dad doesn't make enough dough and
he's so bad in bed she uses a dill dough."
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Why Airplanes Are Easier To Live With Than Women...
01) Airplanes usually kill you quickly, a woman takes her time.
02) Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
03) Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."
04) Airplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection.
05) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
06) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
07) Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
08) Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
09) Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown
before.
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Harry and his wife were driving in the country when he
saw a sign that said, "Cow For Sale: $5000"
He pulled in and said to the farmer, "There's
no cow in the world worth five thousand dollars."
The farmer said, "Oh, yeah? Take a look at this!" He lifted
the cow's tail, and Harry saw that the cow had a snatch just like a woman.
Harry got back in the car, turned to his wife, and began to cry,
"It's just not fair. Here's this farmer with a cow that has a snatch like
a woman and it's worth $5000. And here I am, with you, with a snatch
like a cow, and you ain't worth s*it!"
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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