THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
The most beautiful things in the world cannot
be seen or touched, but are felt in the heart.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, we got any dew slammers out there?
I just absolutely love MT. Dew, and my
teeth and waist show it, unfortunately.
Back in the day, I could pound down at
least 3 16 oz. bottles of the stuff by
6 pm, (remember that long green bottle,
on the side it had the little hill billy
running up the mountain to the still with
someone shooting at him yellin 'yahoo'?
that is, until they got sued for it)
and then grab me a 4th one on the
way home for supper. Unfortunately, as
with the glass bottle, old ways have passed
away. Now adays, I limit myself to a
diet( gag)2 litre of the stuff once a
week. Sigh. Why do people drink their
pop outta bottles? or that crappy fountain
stuff, too? Either way, both taste nasty.
A bottle just deadens the taste. but then
again, that's something the x and y generation
will never know about. Hey, tell you what,
you mountain dew addicts, y'all may like
this recipe...in fact, I spect you could
probably substitute any flavor of pop you
wanted for yourself, altho I have never
tried it.
Mountain Dew Apple Dumplings
2 (8 count) cans crescent rolls
3 - 4 tart apples
1 1/2 cups sugar (or 1 cup Splenda)
1/2 cup butter
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1 (12 ounce) can Mountain Dew soda
Spray a 13x9 baking dish or pan.
Peel and slice apples into 16 pieces.
Roll each apple slice in 1 section of crescent roll.
Place rolled slices in pan in two rows, put extras along side.
Melt butter, add sugar and cinnamon and pour over apples.
Pour can of Mountain Dew over all.
Bake at 350 degrees for 45 minutes.
Serve warm with vanilla ice cream.
Somebody wanna make me a batch?
I'll send you my snail addy heheheheh
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
A qualified presidential candidate...
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THE COMICS
couldn't do anything about it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s026.html
no no officer!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s027.html
this year's family christmas card
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s028.html
the doctor says
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s029.html
the trouble with ice
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s030.html
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optical illusion....
LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Cell Phones In Church
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1297.html
Bradley tank in Iraq wrecks car
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1298.html
Sister Myotis on Thongs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1299.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd753.html
There was a man named Jones and he played 3rd
string center for a pro football team. Friday
came around and he started to feel ill. As the
weekend went on he got worse. It came time for
the game on Monday night and he could not get
out of bed.His wife told him to go cause they
needed the money and that all he had to do is sit
on the bench. Feeling real ill he told his wife
that he could not go. She gets the idea to dress
in is his uniform and just sit on the bench
in his place because he almost never plays.
During the first quarter the first string center
gets knocked out. During the 2nd quarter the 2nd
string center gets knocked out. The coach yells
"Jones get in there," so she goes out onto the
field and immediately gets knocked out.
Twenty minutes later she wakes up finding the
coach over her pushing on her tits saying, "Don't
worry Jones when we get your balls back down,
your dick will pop out."
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When the wise company president learned that his
employees were tanking up on no-trace vodka martinis
during their lunch hours, he issued the following memo:
To all employees; If you must drink during your
lunch hours, please drink whiskey. It is better for
our customers to know you're drunk than
to think you're stupid.
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A wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her, then
said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks, "what does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute,
Delightful, Elegant, Foxy,Gorgeous, Hot."
She smiled and said, "oh, that's so sweet,
but what about I, J, and K?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding."
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Although he was a qualified meteorologist, Hopkins ran up a terrible
record of forecasting for the TV news program. He became something
of a local joke when a newspaper began keeping a record of his
predictions and showed that he'd been wrong almost three hundred
times in a single year.
That kind of notoriety was enough to get him fired.
He moved to another part of the country and applied for a similar job.
One blank on the job application called for the reason for leaving his
previous position.
Hopkins wrote, "The climate didn't agree with me."
BUFFALO BILL
Ladder
http://www.buffaloschips.com/91109.htm
Never Trust a Woman
http://www.buffaloschips.com/91110.htm
Bud Light Cat
http://www.buffaloschips.com/1211.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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