THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Treasure your relationships, not your possessions.
Anthony J. D'Angelo
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, you feelin a little blue for bein outta work?
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We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
paranoid
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on a certain street corner
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congratulations
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incentive plan
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John is waiting
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spitting
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relax Byron
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save on your heat bill
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its a trap
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
what you can do with a bicycle
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duck caller rap
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moo
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you are my sunshine
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comedy routine
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the mouse
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A fellow and his wife in Muskogee, Oklahoma, where the
people are all patriots, were blessed with the birth of
twins, two identical girls. These twins were born on the
4th of July, and the father, being patriotic, said to
his wife, "We will name them Liberty and Justice, after
the pledge of allegiance".His wife said, "Are you nuts?
You can't have girls going through life with names like
Liberty and Justice. We are going to name them regular
girl's names like Mary or Jane".Well, the argument went
on for about a month, when a compromise was reached.
They would each name one of the girls. The man chose
Liberty and the wife picked Elizabeth.As the girls grew,
they were so identical, they kept pulling tricks on people
who couldn't tell them apart.Finally, when they were about
18, a young man took interest in them. He would take one
out on a date but he was never sure which one he was with.
He decided he would marry one of them, or both if he could
get away with it, but he wasn't sure which one he would
marry, if he could only get one.He went to the girls father
and explained his quandary. "I love your daughters and want
to marry one of them, but I can't tell them apart, so I will
leave it up to you". "Give me Liberty or give me Beth"
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Two rabbinical students were caught by the Rabbi
gambling and drinking in the company of undesirable
characters before the sun set on the evening of the
Sabbath. The Rabbi called them into his study the next day.
Both confessed to having given in to weakness, and
admitted that they deserved punishment. The Rabbi
thought and then went into his kitchen and brought
back two bags of dried peas."Put these in your shoes,"
he told them, "and walk on them for a week, to remind
yourself how hard life can be when you turn away from the Law."
A few days later the two students met. One was limping terribly,
had dark circles under his eyes, and looked very tired.
The other seemed much as he had been the week before.
"Hey," said the first. "How is it that you are walking
so freely? Didn't you do as the Rabbi told us and put
the peas in your shoes?""Of course I did," said the other.
"How could I disobey the Rabbi?" He started to walk away,
paused, and then said, "But I boiled them first."
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On the playground, my five-year-old got a big bump
on his head, so I took him to the emergency room at
our local hospital. The doctor examined Frank and
then asked him, "When you fell and hit your head,
did you see stars?" My son looked at him and
replied, "No, just feet."
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The Secretary came in late for work the third day in a
row. The Boss called her into his office and said, "Now
look Sharon, I know we had a wild fling for a while, but
that's over. I expect you to conduct yourself like any
other employee around here. Who told you you could come
and go as you please around here ?"
Sharon simply smiled, lit up a cigarette, and while
exhaling said, "My lawyer."
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Mary and Sue hadn't seen each other for years. When
they finally sat down to lunch, Mary was stunned at
how trim and healthy Sue looked.
"My God," she said, "What do you do to stay so fit?"
"Well," answered Sue, "I've found that nothing keeps
me trimmer than having affairs."
"Really!" exclaimed Mary, looking her friend up and
down. "You simply must tell me who does your catering!"
Buffalo Bill
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holy dress
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bug
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Samantha Swift & the Golden Touch
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Farm Frenzy Game
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Celery is Evil
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Bird Hit By Baseballl
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Bird Plane
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Birdie
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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