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Did you read the news last night?
Seven inmates from The Alabama state prison facility in Mobile
escaped, fleeing in to the swamps surrounding the prison.
Although prison officials and state police have organized
massive attempts to find the escapees, at present, all
remain at large. Blood hounds were
brought in to assist in searching but they proved
unsuccessful in capturingthe fugitives...
The other day "the war department" happened to be
working and I had
the day off. On such days, occasionally, I like to go
get a newspaper,head for the all you can eat buffet
around 1030 or 1100 and enjoy a
leisurely and relaxing repast. At this buffet you
pay first.Well, as I approached the cashier with
my debit card, I was rather surprised when she asked,
"Would you like to add a tip to your bill?" Peering at the
girl, I said,"My dear lady, I leave a tip if I get good service,
not because it is expected.
If I have not yet been served, how do I know if my
server deserves one?"
The girl smiled, rang me up and I went to help myself.
After filling my plate,
finding my silverware, filling my coffee cup, etc...
I sat down and five minutes
later, another girl approached me at the table.
"My name is Wendy, I'll
be your server. let me know if you need anything."
I'm like, huhhhh????
I just went and got everything myself and then she
tells me she is my server?
Anyways, to make a long story short, I never saw
Wendy after that,
but the meal was excellent, and I enjoyed relaxing.
But needless to say,
Wendy didn't get a tip. And you wanna know a secret?
I never leave tips
at the all you can eat buffet.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
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THE COMICS
all about lard
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why did you stop
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no one is a virgin
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countin the years
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the wrong address
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oops...wrong cigar
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how you can tell
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your tip
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a good policy for human resources, always ask first
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cost you 20 bux
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Kyles mom
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the mom song
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watch this chase all the way to the end
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purple and b'ow
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The salesman stopped at a farmhouse once evening to ask for
room and board for the night. The farmer told him
there was no vacant room.
"I could let you sleep with my daughter," the farmer said,
"if you promise not to bother her."
The salesman agreed. After a hearty supper,
he was led to the room.
He undressed in the dark, slipped into bed and
felt the farmer's daughter at his side.
The next morning he asked for his bill.
"It'll be just $2.00, since you had to share the bed,"
the farmer said.
"Your daughter was very cold," the salesman said.
"Yes, I know," said the farmer. "We're going to bury her today."
____________
One week after their marriage, the newlyweds paid a
visit to their doctor.
"I can't figure it out doctor, my testicles are
turning blue," said the
concerned new groom.
The doctor examined him and confirmed the unusual condition...
He asked the wife, "Are you using the
diaphragm I prescribed?"
"Yes," she replied.
"And what kind of jelly are you using?" the doctor then asked.
"Grape," she said.
____________
Dear Abby,
I have always wanted to have my family history traced,
but I can't afford to spend a lot of money to do it.
Any suggestions?
Sam
Dear Sam,
Yes. Run for public office.
____________
At a Milwaukee post office, a woman complained to the
clerk that a Pony Express rider could get a letter from
Milwaukee to St. Louis in two days, and now it takes
three. "I'd like to know why," she scoffed.
The clerk thought a moment and then suggested, "The
horses are a lot older now?"
____________
Q: What is the first thing a blonde learns when she
takes driving lessons?
A: You can also sit upright in a car.
____________
There were 3 guys stranded in the mountains and they
weren't going to be rescued for 3 days. So they all made
a plan that each night one would get the food. So the
first night the 1st guy goes out and comes back with a
big deer.
So the guy who was hunting tomorrow asked for advice on
how to catch another one, and the guy said see tracks,
follow tracks, BAM!! shoot the deer...
So the next night the 2nd guy went out and came back
with an even bigger deer than the 1st guy, and the 3rd
guy was amazed so he asked how he could catch one like
that for the next night. And the guy told him see tracks,
follow tracks, BAM!! shoot the deer...
The next night the 3rd guy went out to get a deer and
comes back hours later all beat up and bloody, so the
the other 2 guys ask what happened.
And the guy said I seen tracks, followed tracks, BAM!!
got hit by train.
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they
are in charge of everything outdoors?
____________
BUFFALO'S
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Bad Date
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Bad Day At The Rodeo
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Bad Patents
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LAB LAUGHS
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Notice
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
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