Yesterday is not ours to recover,
but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
the culprit
a pony
at Walmart
a birthday stripper
your day was rough
sweet baby Jesus
your man
sit on it
Christmas music in November
why aren't you working
your phone
the holidays
don't post that
partied hard
Obama
\JOKES
man boards a plane...
please darlin I can't take it anymore
you are a very sick lady
sex before the wedding
you don't look so good
deer camp
the wisdom of the Dakota indians
Two lifelong friends had a running argument
an extremely rough English Channel
Everyone knows that there is a Bethlehem in Pennsylvania
people so primitive
the train was late
chatting over dinner in a restaurant
Santa Clause
a US naval ship
Jenni was out shopping
would you watch my car
The bathroom scale manufacturer
while on maternity leave
have you ever noticed
Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that
crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white
throne. God addresses Al first.
"Al, what do you believe in?" Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that
election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come
to understand that now."
God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, very good. Come and sit at my left."
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"
Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness.. I've sinned, but I've never held a
grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me."
God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven, my son. Come and
sit at my right."
God then addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"
"I believe you're in my chair."
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An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness
and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a pint goes flat after
I draw it, and it would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The Irishman replies, Well, you see, I have two brothers.
One is in America, the other is in Australia, and I'm in Dublin.
When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to
remember the days we drank together.
So I drink one for each o'me brothers and one for me self."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same
way: He orders three pints and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders two pints.
All the other regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back
to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to
intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
The Irishman looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns and he laughs.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that me wife had us
join that Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.
But it hasn't affected me brothers though."
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Beaumont Texas Narcotics Checkpoint Shootout
Funny Videos That Make You Laugh So Hard You Cry
Reminiscence - Short Film
The Call of the Land: Meet The Next Generation of Farmers
AND THE WINNER IS… America's Got Talent 2018 Winner!!
A bad case of 'Do you know who I am?' disease
Bait Phone Prank In The Hood Backfires!
AFV Funniest Fails November 2018
Dave Chappelle - For What It's Worth
Festive Feast & Other Cat Capers - Simon's Cat | SHORTS
America's Dumbest Criminals
10 Funny "Elevator" Commercials
DR. RUTH GIVES SEX ADVICE TO LETTERMAN
Garbage Man Didn't Know He Was On Camera
World's Most Powerful Predator
How U.S. Soldiers Built Their Own Deadly Gun Trucks
Funniest Memes Of All Time
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
frustrated
holiday spirit
get rid of unwanted junk
don't mess with em
just said that
lose a little weight
dryer sheets
Friday
a moose call
a parking space
not today
I see
Amish
annoying
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