Courage is resistance to fear,
mastery of fear-not absence of fear.
Mark Twain
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
the dark side
we got the results back
he could be your twin
greeting a dog
job interview
Charlie Brown says
she farts
losing fat
never understood
at this moment
the first 50 years
a new kind of beauty lather
just like he said
it won't happen again
drink plenty of water
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JOKES
what would have happened
a new doctor
the doctor at a regional hospital says...
I insist on another room
tight times in the military
the worst rainstorm of the century
man walking along a beach
Oprah goes to the doctor
over drinks one evening
kings and queens
president Roosevelt and Honey Boo Boo
safety is a major concern
the organist
he had a bad case of the flu
out of gas
Once there were three little pigs who lived together in mutual
respect and in harmony with their environment.
Using materials that were indigenous to the area, they built a beautiful
house. One pig built a house of straw, one a house of sticks, and one a
house of dung, clay, and creeper vines shaped into bricks and baked in a
small kiln. When they were finished, the pigs were satisfied with their
work and settled back to live in peace and self-determination. But their
idyll was soon shattered. One day along came a big, bad wolf with
expansionist ideas. He saw the pigs and grew very hungry, in both physical
and ideological sense. When the pigs saw the wolf, they ran into the house
of straw. The wolf ran up to the house and banged on the door, shouting,
"Little pigs, little pigs, let me in!" The pigs shouted back, "Your gunboat
tactics hold no fear for pigs defending their homes and culture." But the
wolf wasn't to be denied what he thought was his manifest destiny. So he
huffed and puffed and blew down the house of straw. The frightened pigs
ran to the house of sticks, with the wolf in hot pursuit. Where the house
of straw had stood, other wolves bought up the land and started a banana
plantation. At the house of sticks, the wolf again banged on the door and
shouted, "Little pigs, little pigs, let me in!" The pigs shouted back, "Go to hell,
you carnivorous, imperialistic oppressor!" At this, the wolf chuckled condescendingly.
He thought to himself: They are so childlike in their ways. It would be a shame
to see them go, but progress can not be stopped." So the wolf huffed and
puffed and blew down the house of sticks. The pigs ran to the house of
bricks, with the wolf close at their heels. Where the house of sticks had
stood, other wolves built a time-share condo resort complex for vacationing
wolves, with each unit a fiberglass reconstruction of the house of sticks, as
well as native curio shops, snorkeling, and dolphin shows. At the house of bricks,
the wolf again banged on the door and shouted, "Little pigs, little pigs, let me in!"
This time in response, the pigs sang songs of solidarity and wrote letters of
protest to the United Nations. By now the wolf was getting angry at the pigs'
refusal to see the situation from the carnivore's point of view. so he huffed
and puffed, and huffed and puffed, then grabbed his chest and fell over dead
from a massive heart attack brought on from eating too many fatty foods.
The three little pigs rejoiced that justice had triumphed and did a little dance
around the corpse of the wolf. Their next step was to liberate their homeland.
They gathered together a band of other pigs who had been forced off their lands.
This new brigade of porcinistas attacked the resort complex with machine guns
and rocket launchers and slaughtered the cruel wolf oppressors, sending a clear
signal to the rest of the hemisphere not to meddle in their internal affairs.
Then the pigs set up a model socialist democracy with free education, universal
health care, and affordable housing for everyone.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Toolstation - Not Under My Roof
Formula 1 commercials very funny
Climbing 1 World Trade Center: Man on Spire
No Roads, No Cars, Just Boats
Why Storm Clouds Turn Green Before a Tornado
10 Most Insane Secret Weapons In The World
Cop meet cop!
Drones Sacrificed for Spectacular Volcano Video
When Two Anxious People Date Each Other - Luke Mones
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Lookin' Out My Back Door
The most spectacular river crossing by car. 4x4 off road
Spacer Installation on 765,000 volt line
Duck Can't Stand It When Her Babies Get Stuck In A Pool
Costco Thieves Run Right Out The Door And into Seattle Police
Candid Camera Classic: Hydrant on Your Lawn
When The Customer Is Always Right & The Loader Don't Give A Fuq
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
one good thing about getting older
my hero
who I am gonna be
write letters
if you need anything
we never talked
watch out
just got back
what I am capable of
forgive me father
start yoga
the voice of reason
the bright side
bad with names
an intruder at the door
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