it is not only what we do but also what we do
not do for which we are accountable
Moliere
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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JOKES
There was this hunter who was proud of his retriever
Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine
went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count
What was the most exciting discovery you found there?
There is a story about a new clerk in a supermarket
A neighbor was annoyed because he had to search for his newspaper
As chaplain in a university residence hall,
There once was a chicken farmer who lived in a
small village in China
Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar
around 9:58 PM
Dear Ma and Pa: I am well. Hope you are
The computer in my high school classroom recently
started acting up
now I want a divorce
5 Gifts NOT to buy a Woman:
q and a
A boy was riding in the elevator of a very tall building
"My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right!"
"How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut."
"Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up."
"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."
"What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
up really late last night
girls aren't moody
bucket list
fidget spinners
boy turns in bag
what was that
catching smurfs
driving test
remember...
the first rule
if you can't remember
selfies
enjoy life for a moment
tastes much better
older siblings
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Abbott & Costello 'Jonah and the Whale'
Always Pay Attention
The Wreck of the Hillary Clinton - Gordon Lightfoot parody
Inspiring Moments Of Respect In Sports
We Tried Warning Them. Some Won't Listen
Arlo Guthrie/I Can't Help Falling In Love With You
Luckiest Discoveries That Made People Rich
Cliff Collapses at Shipwreck Beach, Capsizing Multiple Boats
Woman Breaks Down in Max Level Road Rage Incident
"I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless."
"How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!"
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
"Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize."
"I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it."
"I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me."
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
sad news
lead me not into temptation
Taco Bell
beware
not just for hippies
in case of fire
boss hates when
your opinion
bum asked me for a dollar
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