We may give without loving, but we cannot love without giving.
Bernard Meltzer
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
want a Barbie
how to cheat
I can teach you
upset about the heat
studying civics
divorce court
on my days off
for 2 weeks
staying positive
better not say that
bad back
a normal person
if I ran NASA
dealing with idiots
the spider
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JOKES
2 ants and their journey
ad in the newspaper
tell you about the birds and the bees
returns home after the night shift
she went to a newspaper
wife was laying naked in bed
should be able to say with a hallmark card
biker is riding a new motorcycle
she wants to buy some arsenic
the helicopter crashed
lost both ears
never gets his hair wet
do you recognize the song
Morris goes on vacation to the holy land
is someone in your house
A guy walks into a bar with a monkey. The monkey grabbed some
olives off the bar and ate them.
Then he grabbed some sliced limes and ate them.
He then jumped onto the pool table and grabbed the cue ball.
To everyone's amazement, he stuck it in his mouth and somehow
managed to swallow it whole.The bartender looked at the guy and said,
"Did you see what your Monkey just did?"
"No, what?" replied the man..
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table...whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy.
"He eats everything in sight. Sorry and don't worry, I'll pay for the cue ball."
The guy finished his drink, paid his bill, paid for all the stuff the Monkey ate and left.
Two weeks later the guy came back, and had his monkey with him.
He ordered a drink and the monkey started running around the bar.
The Monkey found a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabbed it,
stuck it up his butt, pulled it out, and then ate it.
Then the monkey found a peanut, and again stuck it up his butt,
pulled it out, and ate it.The bartender asked,
"Did you see what your monkey just did?"
"No, what?" replied the man.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt,
pulled them out, and ate them!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy.
"He will eat anything, but ever since he had to pass that cue ball,
he measures everything first."
The students in my third-grade class were bombarding me with questions
about my newly pierced ears. "Does the hole go all the way through?"
"Yes." "Did it hurt?" "Just a little." "Did they stick a needle through
your ears?" "No, they used a special gun." Silence followed, and then
one solemn voice called out, "How far away did they stand?"
Jeff had been my best friend since kindergarten, so it was
no surprise to me when he asked me to be the best man at his wedding. On
the appointed day, as we were getting dressed for the ceremony, Jeff got
a rather severe case of "cold feet". "I can't go through with it" he
said, "I'm nauseous, my stomach cramps, my knees are like spaghetti" I
said, "it's just PMS" "PMS?" he asked. "Yeah" I quipped, "Pre-Minister
Syndrome"
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Live PD: Nothing But a Ankle Monitor
Happy Tree Friends - Eye Candy
THIS STREET ART IS ABSOLUTELY BREATH-TAKING
One day - Animation Short Film 2012 - GOBELINS
Funny Jokes - A Bad Day At The Guinness Brewery
Cockpit - SNL
Inside Air Force One In Detail
Building China's $12BN Mega Airport
An Astonishing Emergency Landing
Cheers - We Will Rock You
Stan Laurel y Oliver Hardy: Liberty.(1929)
A Day In The Life Of A Cat Owner - Simon's Cat | COLLECTION
Negative Space | Oscar Nominated Stop-Motion Animation
Why BEAVERS Are The Smartest Thing In Fur Pants
Popeye The Sailor Man Classic Collection
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
to make it stand
how are you
my nipples are hot
I want a man
haven't had sex
outside the box
today's lesson
yes is the answer
makes you younger
took my dad to the mall
illegal aliens
enjoying the summer
what it was like
aqua thermal treatment
last night walking home
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