Gratitude is one of those things that cannot be bought.
Lord Halifax
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
good morning postman fans!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
fixed the sink
I was lonely
ding dong
what did you post
doctor says
bless you
the less you give
why is your cat in class
we switched that years ago
thing about guide dogs
rats eat the poison
what does your father do
rub my meat
the new norm
I vacuumed
Redneck Jedi You may be a redneck jedi if....
Your landspeeder has a bumper-sticker that reads "I break for Wookies!"
Your lightsaber has been used to power a still.
You've ever eaten roadkill bantha stew.
You've made out with your sister and your dad wants to kill you.
You use the force to help your mother win at the bingo hall.
Your landspeeder has a blaster-rifle rack in the back window,
bantha horns on the grill and a 4x4 off-road mode.
The inside of your x-wing smells worse than the outside (or inside) of a taun-taun.
You have an ewok hunting license. Gungans can't understand "a word yousa-say-zin."
You have a tattoo of Obi-Wan Kenobi and under it reads
"May the Force be with y'allways."
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JOKES
his first day
the laundry gets wet
what can I do for you
missing for a week now
he was a widower
home a day early
just been to the gym
at an auction for dicks
wife was having an affair
a pair of crotchless panties
how did that happened
Juan was a smuggler
A bear and a rabbit are both taking a shit in the woods.
The bear asks the rabbit "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
And the rabbit replies "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Seven Rescued Elephants Enjoy Their First Day Of Freedom
Victor Borge - "Page-turner"
Funny Violin Duet - Csárdás - The Ashatones
Candid Camera Classic: Too Many Cans!
Green Acres clips - Mr Haney
F Troop - Don't Ever Speak To Me Again
The Smothers Brothers - My Old Man
Friendly wild urban fox comes to be fed
Epic Cat Fight (cat's horror) Crows vs Cat vs Cat Street Fight
8-10-2020 Central Iowa Historic Derecho-
Full storm intercept and aftermath
Grandad and Agnes' Funniest Moments | Mrs Brown's Boys
INSTANT KARMA | INSTANT JUSTICE POLICE
Andrew Dice Clay 1987 At Rodney Dangerfields
Armed Man Gets Shot After Running From Pasadena Police
Gulf of Mexico Ten Waterspout in Louisiana
A Canadian guy, an American guy, a Japanese guy, and a Middle
Eastern guy walk into a bar. They all have a couple of beers, and get to
bragging. The American guy boasts, "I'm so lucky, I have 4 beautiful
children, one more and I would have a basketball team." Not to be outdone,
the Canadian guy retorts, "I am luckier than you, I have 5 gifted children,
one more and I could form a hockey team." So, the Japanese guy
chimes in with, "Well, I surely have both of you topped. I have 8
children. Just one more and I would have a baseball team." Pausing,
briefly, the Middle Eastern guy replies, "Well, I am betting I have
all you fools beat. my harem houses 17 wives,
one more and I would have a golf course!".
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
defrosting the fridge
buy some viagra
dispensing wisdom
happy on monday
what's so funny
a nicer place
farting
every time we try to eat healthy
when you go hiking
throw me four big fish
are you mad
burglar broke in to the house
facebook
asking for a friend
kill them with kindness
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