the question is not who is going to let me
the question is who is going to stop me
Ayn Rand
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
Slow Poke Rodriguez
your neighbors bbq
a bad day
need to go to bed
the deaf dude
carrying explosives
a historic problem explained
my last relationship
juice it up
everything is a dildo
get off my lawn
sitting outside
yo ass is ugly
say something hot
not fooling me
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JOKES
when was I born
the men life style
a friendly dispute while camping
I needed the rake
a salesman was traveling through the countryside
a wierd car salesman
a vaccum cleaner salesman
minister dies and is waiting at the pearly gates
shooting ducks
he went to a department store to look for a job
why were you not succesful with the Arabs
lets take our clothes off
a positive attitude
A stoner stumbles out of a party, and starts to walk home.
One the way he bumps into a guy who is all bloody and mangled.
The guy limps up to the stoner and says "Call me an ambulance!"
The stoner looks at him for a second, smiles and says,
"You're an ambulance!"
A certain college professor was known for getting off topic during
lectures His favorite off-topic subject was "the evils of marijuana".
One day into his lecture he started talking about weed, "Used regularly,"
he explained,"pot can cause psychic disorientation, sterility, cancer and
castration!" Now wait a minute, professor," interrupted a student.
"Castration? Now that's absurd!" "Yes young man, it's sadly true,"
replied the professor smugly. "Just suppose your girlfriend gets the munchies!"
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, how can we help you sir?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana
inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, Sir." The next day,
the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the
firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, but cant find
any marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.
Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" said his best friend "Yeah!" "Did they chop
your firewood?" his best friend asked "Yep." "Happy Birthday,
Buddy!" his best friend replied
The only weed problem I have, is when I don't have any weed, and that's a big problem.
Apparently weed is considered a gateway drug. That explains how I got to Narnia.
All you fuckers that don't get high, shut the fuck up and give it a try.
Join the marijuana movement, it's a joint effort.
There are two kinds of people in this world. Those that smoke marijuana,
and those that need to.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Minions Mini Movie 2019
A Mickey Mouse Cartoon
TRY NOT to LAUGH Animals FUNNY PET FAILS Compilation 2018
Don't Teach Your Grandma How To Text. Tim Wilkins
Mrs. Wiggins: The Vending Machine from The Carol Burnett Show
Candid Camera Classic: Walled-In Car!
A new Kommandant for Stalag 13 - Hogan's Heroes
Why No One Shops at Sears | James Gregory
How To Cope In A World Of Idiots. Jessi Campbell - Full Special
I Touch I Keep, Deputy Roedding, COPS TV SHOW
Antifa Arrives at Sturgis 80th Annual Motorcycle Rally
08-10-2020 Dewitt, Iowa - Extreme Derecho Winds & Damage
In Living Color (1990) - Po People's Court (Anton)
Man Jumps into Moving Car, Saves Seizure Victim
Mystery hero saves man from fire in home
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
a piece of double mint gum
no such thing as a gold digger
what Christmas is about
asked my wife
still fix his food
grabbed his wife's butt
riding a horse
your
duct tape
cucumbers
roses are red
stimulus check
I'm pretty sure
does not want to eat meat
anti social
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