My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
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MEMES N TOONS
love is like a fart
say something nice
drunk on facebook
drying the baby
standing here all by yourself
serious for one minute
stalking is not easy
using netflix
what I said
turn your head
my lips are so dry
let me see your phone
we are not pets
attorney at law
a podcast show
what I said
the right to remain silent
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence.
"My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a
boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A: It's okay. He woke up.
An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,'
which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."
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JOKES
the world according to men
the man was very drunk
he had barely gotten in the door
a small town in Ireland
tested for hiv
things not to say to your girlfriend's parents
Tarzan leaves the jungle
Dr Goldstein and his wife
scientists for health Canada
suing the zoo
princess Di and Dolly Parton
when I give blood
grandma went to Victoria Secrets
the traveling salesman who got stuck
Understanding relationships:
ATTRACTION- The act of associating hornieness with a particular person.
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT- What occurs when two extremely horny,
but not entirely choosy people meet.
DATING- The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time,
and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially
like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
EASY- A term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
EYE CONTACT- A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a
man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many
women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily
due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are
not located in her chest.
FRIEND- A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some
flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE- A woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by
the man as "playing hard to get."
INTERESTING- A word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do
all the talking.
IRRITATING HABIT- What the endearing little qualities that initially attract
two people to each other turn into after a few months together.
LAW OF RELATIVITY- How attractive a given person appears to be is
directly proportional to how unattractive your date is.
NYMPHOMANIAC- A man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more
often than he does.
FRIGID- A man's term for a woman who wants to have sex less often than
he does, or one who requires more foreplay than lifting her nightgown.
SOBER- Condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
NAG- A man's term for a woman who wants more to her life with him than just sex.
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
show it to us
levis
3 people
husband and wife
normal
boss told me
throwing caution to the wind
give you one thing
stick it in my mouth
start the day
a ray of sunshine
you see your ex
if women had to orgasm
the first step
eating salad on lsd
a parked car
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Circling the Globe in a Solar-Powered Plane
Prohibition Era | Clever Ways Booze Was Hidden
Abbott and Costello Parallel Parked Car
AFV Part 104 - (Funny Clips Fail Montage Compilation) | OrangeCabinet
Cocos Island - The mysterious island in the Pacific
Bait Car Greatest Hits | Vancouver Sun
My dog loves the garbage man.
Window Cleaner Stripper Surprises Lunch Guests
Bathroom Businessman - SNL
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