how old would you be if you did not know
the day you were born?
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
a joke
who says?
breaking news
that look you get
Frosty wants a smaller one
are you a big mouth?
hd tv
cucumbers
make love to me
youre drunk
if you kiss me
Santa had an accident
a hot one
an airbag
a roll in the hay
Girl Friend Joke "Brian, what's wrong with you? You've been sitting
at your desk looking depressed for the last five minutes!" "Oh Dan,"
responded Brian "I don't know what to do! I got in a big fight last
night with my Suzie, she claims I never buy her gifts, so I must not
care about her!" "Brian, that's horrible!" said Dan putting his arm
around Brian. "What type of a gift does she want already?" "Well,
right before she closed the door on my face she said to me: "Why
don't you show me how much you care about me? Why can't you get
me something that goes from 0 to 175 in seconds!" "Dan what should
I do? I don't have that kind of money? I can't go out and buy her a
car!" "A car? Asked Dan. "Who needs a car? Just stop by Target
and buy her a scale!"
Bar Excuse Joke Harry was sick and tired of being constantly badgered
by his wife Barbara for spending so much time at the bar. Hoping it
would help matters, Harry invited Barbara along with him. "So what
would you like?" Harry cordially asked, as she took her seat next to him.
"Oh I don't know" Barbara replied, "I guess I'll take the same thing as
you." "OK" said Harry to the bartender, "we'll take two Johnny
Walker's on the rocks!" Barbara barely took a sip of the drink before
she started gagging "Oh my gosh! Get me a cup of water! This stuff
is horrible! How do you drink this garbage?" "See?" said Harry "and
you think I come here just to have a good time?!"
Sales Associate Joke Sarah, a Sales Associate at Walmart, notices
a man in the card section. When she walks by an hour later and sees
him still there she walks over to see if she can help. "Can I help you?"
she asks. "Well I don't know" the man responds "I'm having a problem,
I can't find anything that my wife would believe!"
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JOKES
the first night
totally hairless
first time with a condom
the archery contest
what's the matter child
I wonder
Spanish fly
a screaming child
these your kids
when you are finished with me
six months to live
Three mothers were sitting around comparing notes
Jewish humor
shoeing horses
afraid of injuries?
q and a
a jewelry store robbery
she called the fire department
a rocket to the moon
Morris has a business appointment
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Star Trek Parody-Carol Burnett Show
Bonus Edition 4: You Might Be A Redneck If.
Don't Swallow? | Family Feud
9 Tattoos That Could Get Owner In Serious Trouble
Viral video: Suspect fleeing RCMP falls through ceiling
Top 10 Movie Fart Scenes
Foggy Observations
Funny Instant Karma Videos - Best Instant Justice 2018
Shocking Magician Took Amanda's Bra!!!
Worst Show Off Fails Ever
RIDERS
Destroyed in seconds
The Man in the Queue :)
Ravens can talk!
San Francisco
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
naked
my credit report
one more time
mother in law
temptation
smilin
bend me over
beer
perfect
all I want
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