"Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?…
He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!"
– Billy Connolly
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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JOKES
pc problems
how is it he never married
In a small town in Iowa
The small-town doctor was famous in the area
for always catching VERY large fish
A guy comes home from work earlier than usual
The coach had put together the perfect team
Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp
a six foot cockroach
during taxi
A young man was driving along a country road
Edna Seamon's husband had passed on
play with the boys
President Obama
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant
in bygone days
the devil and the lawyer
the old rabbi
I know what it means
heavy house cleaning
Traveling through Spain
A man and his wife are sitting in the living room one evening. He was
tapping away on his phone while she was curled up reading a book when
suddenly they heard her phone ping from the kitchen.
She went to the kitchen to read the text message from her husband
"Could you bring me a beer from the fridge while you're there?"
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MEMES N TOONS
constipation
dang fool teenagers
Hooters
doesn't feel right
sucks to be you
warning
a huge mistake
Monday
generation gap
what would you like for dinner
mom will be so happy
not quite sure what to do
stay on task
your knees
its an app
So there's this teacher that tells her class anyone who correctly answers
a special question she's going to ask on Friday won't have to come to
school on Monday..On the first Friday, the teacher asks, "How many grains of
sand are in the beach?" Needless to say, no one could answer.
The following Friday, the teacher asks the class, "How many stars are in the sky?"
and again no one could answer. Frustrated, little Johnny decides that the next Friday,
he would somehow answer the question and get a 3 day weekend.
So Thursday night, Johnny takes two ping-pong balls and paints them black.
The next day, he brings them to school in a paper bag. At the end of the day,
just when the teacher says, "Here's this week's question," Johnny empties the bag to
the floor sending the ping-pong balls rolling to the front of the room. Because they are
young kids who find any disruption of class amusing, the entire class starts laughing.
The teacher says, " Okay, who's the comedian with the black balls?"
Immediately, little Johnny stands up and says, "Dave Chappelle, see ya on Tuesday!"
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Penguins attack!
Haboob dust storm attacks Arizona wedding
TOP Extreme Truck Hill CLIMB Race
How To Not Drive Your Car
One-Minute Time Machine | Sploid Short Film Festival ·
VBC USA Navy Submarine Surfacing in ice
IMPOSSIBLE ODDS COMPILATION!!
Hungry hungry hippos
The Best Of Eagle Attacks 2018
A Night in the Show (1915) Charlie Chaplin, Edna Purviance
Award-Winning** 3D Animated Short: "Pakan" by Team Pakan
Moose Attacks pickup truck
FUNNY DUMB POLICE MOMENTS
Many years back there was a king who had the most beautiful daughter in all
the lands. The king issues a challenge. "The first knight who can find the
most ping pong balls gets to marry my daughter".
The first knight returns with 300 ping pong balls. Two days later, the second
knight comes with 1500 ping pong balls. The next day, the third knight comes with
Two giant hairy sweaty stinky fucking balls. The kings flips his shit and says,
"What the fuck did you bring me! I shall have you hanged, those aren't ping pong balls!!"
The third knight says, "Ping Pong Balls? I thought you said King Kong's balls"
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
not sure
be decisive
growing old
living in the past
crossing the road
I love it Grandma
one of us
cuter than any puppy
turning 65
pretty women
one drink
coincidence
please and thank you
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Posted by: "Martin a.k.a. the postman" <martin7957@yahoo.com>
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