power over others is weakness disguised as strength
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
lesbian neighbors
hit you in the head
welcome to McDonalds
keep an eye on your sister
the new game show
when your at church
in the 1900's
what is he thinking
a pain in the ass
took me to subway
we need air support
I'll see
kick the Sh-t out of you
a day at the museum
cameras everywhere
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JOKES
in an elevator
Bill Gates dies
2 women hiking in the woods
Generak Halftrack calls down to the motorpool
I'd love to have that
Mark's first time in a whorehouse
as a result of a crime scene investigative
their most exciting experiences
the police roadblock
preacher pays a visit to one of his church members
Tommy goes to confession
St. Patrick was a sissy
he went to the bar every Friday afternoon
little Johnny lived in the country
the restaurant toilet
An elderly man took his little grandson for a walk around the
local cemetery. Pausing before one gravestone he said, "There lies
a very honest man. He died owing me 50 dollars, but he struggled
to the end to pay off his debts, and if anyone has gone to heaven,
he has."They walked on a bit further and then came to another grave. The
old man pointed to the gravestone and said, "Now there's a
different type of man altogether. He owed me 60 dollars and he
died without ever trying to pay me back. If anyone has gone to
hell, he has."The little boy thought for a while and then said, "You know,
Grandpa, you are very lucky."
"Why?" asked the old man in surprise.
"Well, whichever place you go to, you'll have some money to draw on."
Terms for Stupid
Dumber than a box of hair.
Doesn't have all her cornflakes in one box.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
As smart as bait.
Chimney's clogged.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
Forgot to pay her brain bill.
Her sewing machine's out of thread.
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
No grain in the silo.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
24 cents short of a quarter.
A young Jewish college girl answers the door for her date. She brings
him into the living room to meet her parents.
"Mom, Dad, this is Angelo. We'll be home early," she says.
Her mother looks at the young man disapprovingly, discerning from his
name that he is a Gentile.
When the girl finally returns home, her mom quizzes her immediately,
"Tell me, Anna, was that boy Jewish?
"No Mom, he's not." replies the girl cautiously, sensing that a
battle is about to begin.
Momentary silence from the mom - "Well - is he Pre-Med?"
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
The Three Stooges Funny Moments
Man's Best Workmate - Border Collie puppies
Tom and Jerry - Jerry and the Lion
Bathroom Trouble | Johnny English Reborn | Mr Bean Official
Ant & Dec's GOLDEN BUZZERS! | Britain's Got Talent
Roy D Mercer - Dead Rooster
Candid Camera Classic: Pennies for Change!
NASCAR's Craziest Finishes
Big Gun Duel - German Artillery Targets England
SAND DUNE TRUCKS
BEATBoX SAX -"Stand By Me"- Solo Sax and Voice
You Won't Believe What Rhinos Do At Night | Africa | BBC
Chips & Tequila Haven't Changed. Brandon Vestal
Grover Cleveland's Secret Surgery
Titanic departure (real video 1912)
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
something good
one comment away
we have bonded
look in the mirror
pissing people off
something happened
money is tight
something to eat
fighting using text message
didn't realize
making plans
talk like a idiot
done chasing people
the penis poem
phones are so expensive
A Rabbi from Peru
Was vainly attempting to screw
His wife said "Oy vey"
If you keep up this way
The Messiah will come before you
Q: What's worse than a cardboard box?
A: Paper tits!
Handsome Vinnie had a great vacation visiting the back room of
every gay bar on Castro Street, but it left him somewhat worse for wear.
When he got home he called up a friend who practiced homeopathic
medicine and complained that his rectum was terribly swollen and tender.
The friend recommended making a poultice of herbal tea leaves
and applying it to the area.It did relieve the irritation a bit, but
the next morning found Vinnie still in considerable discomfort,
so he hobbled over to the office of a proctologist who served the
gay community.In the examining room, the good-looking fellow bent
over and spread his cheeks. The doctor clucked sympathetically and
started investigating."Well, Doctor?" asked Vinnie after a few minutes
had passed. "What's the diagnosis?"
"It's not completely clear, darling," admitted the proctologist,
"but the tea leaves recommend a Caribbean cruise for the two of us."
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