"If a man isn't willing to take some risk for his opinions,
either his opinions are no good or he's no good"
― Ezra Pound
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
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MEMES N TOONS
a dictionary
our society is doomed
when I die
a vegan diet
don't go in there
I would do anything for you
In Iran
a four leaf clover
Snoopy
all a man needs
need an ark
suicide
co existence
favorite music
tickle tickle
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JOKES
cow on the tracks
you might be from Las Vegas
daughters first communion
the armless bell ringer
the pastor and his long sermons
the blonde on the airplane
Obama goes for a brain scan
in the school classroom
in the navy
Doris & Fred had started their retirement years and decided to
raise some extra cash by advertising for a lodger in their 2 up 2
down terrace house. After a few days a young attractive woman
applied for the room and explained that she was a model, working
in a nearby Manchester studio for a few weeks and that she would like
the room Monday through Thursdays, but would pay for the whole week.
Doris showed her the house and they agreed to start right away.
'There's just one problem,' explained the model. 'Because of my job
I have to have a bath every night, and I notice you don't have a bath.'
'That's not a problem,' replied Doris. 'We have a tin bath out in the
yard and we bring it in to the living room, in front of the fire,
and fill it with hot water.' "What about your husband?' asked the model.
'Oh, he plays darts most weekdays so he will be out in the evenings,'
replied Doris. 'Good,' replied the model, 'I'll go to the studio
and see you tonight.' That evening Fred dutifully went to his darts
match while Doris prepared the bath for the model. After stripping,
the model stepped into the bath and Doris was amazed to see that she
had no pubic hair. The model noticed Doris's staring eyes, smiled
and explained that it is part of her job to shave her pussy, especially
when modeling swimwear or underclothes. Later when Fred returned Doris
related this oddity; he didn't believe her. 'It's true, I tell you,'
said Doris, 'Look, if you don't believe me, tomorrow night I'll leave
the curtains slightly open and you can peek in and see for yourself.'
The next night Fred left as usual and Doris prepared the bath for the
model. As the model stepped naked into the bath, Doris, standing behind
her, looked towards the curtains, and pointed towards the model's
naked pussy. She then lifted up her own skirt and, wearing no panties,
pointed to her own hairy mass. Later Fred returned and they retired to bed.
'Well, do you believe me now?' she asked him. 'Yes,' he replied. 'I've
never seen anything like it in my life. But why did you lift up your skirt
and show your hairy twat?' 'Just to show you the difference,' answered
Doris. 'Anyway, you've seen my pussy millions of times.' 'Sure, I have,'
replied Fred, 'but until tonight, the rest of the friggin' dart team hasn't!'
the pope
her new proctologist
at the gates of heaven
the coyote
q and a
Three members of a weekly female bridge quartet were duly impressed when
the fourth arrived wearing a gorgeous new
mink coat. "That's a lovely garment Dottie," purred one woman " It must
have cost you a fortune!" "But it didn't," said Dottie, "just a single
piece of ass.""You mean," continued the admirer of the coat,
"One that you gave your husband?"
"No," smiled the coat wearer, "One that he got from the maid
Three boys were sitting on a fence talking. One of the little boys says
to the other, "If you could have your body covered in anything, what
would it be?"
After thinking for a while the boy answers. "Silver" "Well, why?" "I
could peel it off and buy that Honda over there"
The boy then asks the other, "And you?"
"Gold, I could peel it off and buy the BMW sitting over there" After a
few seconds one of the boys ask the first boy, "Well, what about you?"
The boy thought and thought and finaly, said very calmly, "Hair". Well
the other two boys were just sickened and asked..."HAIR???? Why would
you want your WHOLE BODY covered in HAIR???" "Well", the boy answered,
"My sister has got a little tiny patch of hair and she owns both of
those cars!!!"
A guy goes inside the confessional and says:"Bless me, Father, for I
have sinned." "What did you do, my son?"
"Yesterday I was walking along the beach at night, and I decided to
explore a cave near the shore. WhenI turned on my flashlight, I saw two
men having sex."
"Oh, so you were the a'hole with the flashlight?"
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Ancient city of Petra, Jordan.
U.S. Marshals SERFT
Best of Simple Pranks
Best of Being Terrible People Pranks
Jeremy Kyle Online I REFUSE TO BE A DAD TO
YOUR BABY UNTIL YOU PROVE IT'S MINE 2
U.S. Coast Guard Inspirational Video
Welcome Video - SNL
Top 5 Funny Beer Commercials
This Pigeon Adopted a Teeny-Tiny Chihuahua
GEORGE CARLIN - HILARIOUS STAND-UP
I take my pet raccoon shopping at the pet store
Trapped In The Bank Vault | The Munsters
Dragnet (1987) (Comedy supercut)
Looney Tunes Classic | Robot Hunter
Pioneer Couple (Texas Country Reporter)
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
writing on the walls
Saturday morning cartoons
looters
how sexy
back in my day
your valentine
if you think your life is bad
admit it
slapped a few times
a date last night
weasel walks into a bar
she wears my t shirts
accompanied by an adult
road closed
mask or no mask
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