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Ken Poirot
Welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
when it does not go as planned
dating a dominatrix
magic is about to happen
they tend to sag with age
when archeologists find human remains
before the pussies took over
the hell with pokeman
his phone keeps ringing
the shower head
how I'm doing today
tainted meat
its still standing
protection
anal is fine
your mask arrives with no instructions
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JOKES
woman was in town on a shopping trip
eager to make her mark in the world
there was this woman sitting on a park bench
American business man goes to China
the temperance sermon
little Johnny
locked away in an institution for many years
forgive me father for I have sinned
old man Blumberg was getting on in years
a blond was down on her luck
a priest a rabbi and a preacher were all chaplains
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog.
He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!"
he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen." "Nah, he's not so smart,"
the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."
A man and his wife were having sex one night in there bedroom.
There little boy opens the door and says "Daddy what are you doing to mama?"
Then the daddy says "Making you a little sister" And then the boy replies
"Hell no do it doggy style I want a puppy."
Little Johnny and Suzie play on the swing set every
day after school. One day, little Johnny goes home
after school and asks his father, "What's this thing
between my legs, daddy?"
His father replies, "That's your truck, son. You want
to park that in a girl's garage"
The very same day, Suzie goes home and asks her
mother, "Mommy, what's this between my legs?"
Her mother smiles and replies, "That is your garage,
honey. You NEVER want to let a boy park his truck
in there."Both of the kids go to school the next day, and like
always, they play on the swing set afterwards. Suzie
goes home after a while, and her mother is shocked
to see blood all over Suzie's face and clothes.
"Suzie, What happened??" She cried.
"Oh nothing, mom. Little Johnny tried to park his
truck in my garage, so I bit off his back two tires!!"
The barkeep asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What can I get for you?" The guy answers,
"A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars,"
to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this."
A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says to the bartender,
"You know, he's got you there. In the original offer, which constitutes a binding
contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration."
The barkeep was not impressed, but says to the guy, "Okay, you beat me for a drink.
But don't ever let me catch you in here again." The next day, same guy walks into the bar.
Bartender says, "What the heck are you doing in here? I can't believe you've got the
audacity to come back!" The guy says, "What are you talking about? I've never been in
this place in my life!" The bartender replies, "I'm very sorry, but this is uncanny.
You must have a double." To which the guy replies, "Thank you. Make it a scotch."
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
CRAZY CLOSE!! TWO MONSTER CANADIAN BULL MOOSE IN YOUR FACE!!!!!
a Forest Year
Little Johnny Jokes That Make You Laugh, Jokes To Tell Friends.
Biggus Dickus - Monty Python, Life of Brian..
Bad Dad Jokes Competition
Funny Jokes That Make You Laugh So Hard..
TOP 10 FUNNIEST Auditions And Moments EVER On Britain's Got Talent!
Try Not To Laugh Watching Funny Animals Compilation
THE MOST FUNNY BRA ADS 2019
Heat Wave | Kevin James Short Film
Paul Harvey Letter from God
Paul Harvey ~ A Christmas Story: The Man And The Birds
F 18 carrier landing in bad weather and low visibility Military videos
Tim Hawkins - Things You Don't Say To Your Wife
"STATE OF THE UNION 2020" — A Bad Lip Reading
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
boobs
found out two things today
masturbating
single women
who do you think you are
eating french fries w a fork
treat others
dating your ex
hand jobs
lack of sex
my therapist
after sex comments
rona virus test
try for anal
worried about crime
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