"Happiness and freedom begin with one principle.
Some things are within your control and some are not."
Epictetus
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
So are we all gonna rush right out and assume
life as it was before this corona thing? Here in
our fair state, the governor says the status quo
of lock down will last till the end of June, and
then everything will be allright? Remember the
movie "Wizard of oz?" The evil witch left the village
and the good witch called out and told the
munchkins "Its ok, you can come out now, she
is gone." And all the little people came out of
hiding. Sorta like that? Well, this is not "wizard
of oz", and I do not think there is a good witch
that will appear next month... I think we have a
pretty tough road ahead of us. And inspite of our
leaders telling us it will be ok, and they are lifting the
lock down and "opening up our states." Lets use
a little sense and precaution ok?
The last ones who have good sense advice to follow
is our government leaders.
Perhaps with this little bit of humor today will make
your sheltering in place a little more bearable.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially.
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
the good, the bad, the...
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn03/tn0306.html
not a smart man
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn03/tn0307.html
let me
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn03/tn0308.html
summer is almost here
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn03/tn0309.html
such a nice day
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn03/tn0310.html
bad luck
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn03/tn0311.html
so I asked her
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn03/tn0312.html
got home drunk
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn03/tn0313.html
stole your heart
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn03/tn0314.html
sleeping next to someone you love
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn03/tn0315.html
one pepperoni pizza
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn03/tn0316.html
when your trans
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn03/tn0317.html
the next song
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn03/tn0318.html
when your ugly
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn03/tn0319.html
whats the difference
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn03/tn0320.html
Five surgeons discussed who are the best patients in an operating room.
The first surgeon says: "I like to operate accountants, because, when you
open them up, everything is ordered by numbers." The second surgeon answers:
"Yes, but the electricians are better, because all the organs are color coded,
so there is no way to make mistakes." The third surgeon adds: "No, the
librarians are better: inside them everything is ordered alphabetically."
The fourth says: "I must disagree mechanics are the best, they bring the spare
parts that must be replaced." The fifth, finally, says: "I am sorry to dissent with
everyone, but comrades, politicians are the best patients in the world to operate on.
They have no heart, no stomach, no balls, and in addition,
the brain and the ass are totally interchangeable.
THE FUNNY PAPERS
the good, the bad, the...
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn03/tn0306.html
not a smart man
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn03/tn0307.html
let me
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn03/tn0308.html
summer is almost here
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn03/tn0309.html
such a nice day
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn03/tn0310.html
bad luck
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn03/tn0311.html
so I asked her
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn03/tn0312.html
got home drunk
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn03/tn0313.html
stole your heart
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn03/tn0314.html
sleeping next to someone you love
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn03/tn0315.html
one pepperoni pizza
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn03/tn0316.html
when your trans
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn03/tn0317.html
the next song
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn03/tn0318.html
when your ugly
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn03/tn0319.html
whats the difference
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn03/tn0320.html
Five surgeons discussed who are the best patients in an operating room.
The first surgeon says: "I like to operate accountants, because, when you
open them up, everything is ordered by numbers." The second surgeon answers:
"Yes, but the electricians are better, because all the organs are color coded,
so there is no way to make mistakes." The third surgeon adds: "No, the
librarians are better: inside them everything is ordered alphabetically."
The fourth says: "I must disagree mechanics are the best, they bring the spare
parts that must be replaced." The fifth, finally, says: "I am sorry to dissent with
everyone, but comrades, politicians are the best patients in the world to operate on.
They have no heart, no stomach, no balls, and in addition,
the brain and the ass are totally interchangeable.
_____________________
ON THE POSTMAN CHANNEL
please be sure to share all of your wmvs, mp4s, movs and varios other
movie files with me. I can then post them on the postman channel and
share them all with every one to enjoy!
the great coca cola heist
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0226.html
funny commercial for six flags
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0227.html
an amazing new phone
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0228.html
a new invention
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0229.html
a one slap knock out
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0230.html
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JOKES
when we get married
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk04/za0194.html
A newly married man asked his wife
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk04/za0195.html
his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk04/za0196.html
An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk04/za0197.html
being chased by Farmer Giles with a shotgun
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk04/za0198.html
the grumpy pharmacist
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk04/za0199.html
the job of nightwatchman
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk04/za0200.html
you went overboard on home improvement
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk04/za0201.html
You Might Be From A Small Town If
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk04/za0202.html
Don't You Hate it When
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk04/za0203.html
always remember
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk04/za0204.html
Advice From A Texas Cowboy:
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk04/za0205.html
my husband denied he was an aggressive driver.
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk04/za0206.html
Don's wife died
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk04/za0207.html
I'm convinced my mind is almost completely gone
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk04/za0208.html
all the beer I drink
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk04/za0209.html
Tony Stewart goes searching for a Anniversary Present for his
wife when he goes into a department store and approaches a
salesclerk, "I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," Tony says,
eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size." "Will this help?"
she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his. "Oh, yes," he answers.
"Her hands are just slightly smaller that yours." "Will there be anything else?"
the sales girl queried as she wrapped the gloves. "Now that you mention it,"
he replied, "she also needs a bra and panties."
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
10 Historical Figures Who Never Existed
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov04/np0201.html
25 Funny One Liners
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov04/np0202.html
Amish Survive clip
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov04/np0203.html
Another Strange Odd Creepy Town In Nevada Desert Near Area 51!
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov04/np0204.html
Millennial Snowflake Battles it Out With COPS!
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov04/np0205.html
Clumsy Reporter Knocks Down Jenga Tower
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov04/np0206.html
Buying a Volkswagen from an old lady...
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov04/np0207.html
On the hunt to get rid of Florida's invasive pythons
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov04/np0208.html
Live PD: The Best of Utah Highway Patrol
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov04/np0209.html
USA's Dumbest Criminals
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov04/np0210.html
The couple with the longest marriage in America
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov04/np0211.html
BBQ Pick Up Lines
Hey baby, can I fry my bacon in your hot sizzling grill?
Hey you remember that BBQ, when I slapped my meat on you grill.
Hey baby can I crack my eggs in your hot sizzling grill?
Are you coming to the Barbeque cause you'll love my meat in your mouth.
Why cant Mexicans have a barbeque?
The beans keep falling through the grill.
____________________
A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
midgets
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm04/ha0311.html
complaint form
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm04/ha0312.html
parenting skill
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm04/ha0313.html
nevermind
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm04/ha0314.html
it's okay
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm04/ha0315.html
multi tasking
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm04/ha0316.html
self checkout
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm04/ha0317.html
made in China
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm04/ha0318.html
Budweiser
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm04/ha0319.html
a trap
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm04/ha0320.html
ON THE POSTMAN CHANNEL
please be sure to share all of your wmvs, mp4s, movs and varios other
movie files with me. I can then post them on the postman channel and
share them all with every one to enjoy!
the great coca cola heist
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0226.html
funny commercial for six flags
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0227.html
an amazing new phone
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0228.html
a new invention
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0229.html
a one slap knock out
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0230.html
______________________________ __
JOKES
when we get married
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk04/za0194.html
A newly married man asked his wife
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk04/za0195.html
his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk04/za0196.html
An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk04/za0197.html
being chased by Farmer Giles with a shotgun
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk04/za0198.html
the grumpy pharmacist
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk04/za0199.html
the job of nightwatchman
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk04/za0200.html
you went overboard on home improvement
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk04/za0201.html
You Might Be From A Small Town If
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk04/za0202.html
Don't You Hate it When
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk04/za0203.html
always remember
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk04/za0204.html
Advice From A Texas Cowboy:
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk04/za0205.html
my husband denied he was an aggressive driver.
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk04/za0206.html
Don's wife died
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk04/za0207.html
I'm convinced my mind is almost completely gone
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk04/za0208.html
all the beer I drink
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk04/za0209.html
Tony Stewart goes searching for a Anniversary Present for his
wife when he goes into a department store and approaches a
salesclerk, "I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," Tony says,
eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size." "Will this help?"
she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his. "Oh, yes," he answers.
"Her hands are just slightly smaller that yours." "Will there be anything else?"
the sales girl queried as she wrapped the gloves. "Now that you mention it,"
he replied, "she also needs a bra and panties."
___________________
LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
10 Historical Figures Who Never Existed
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov04/np0201.html
25 Funny One Liners
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov04/np0202.html
Amish Survive clip
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov04/np0203.html
Another Strange Odd Creepy Town In Nevada Desert Near Area 51!
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov04/np0204.html
Millennial Snowflake Battles it Out With COPS!
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov04/np0205.html
Clumsy Reporter Knocks Down Jenga Tower
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov04/np0206.html
Buying a Volkswagen from an old lady...
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov04/np0207.html
On the hunt to get rid of Florida's invasive pythons
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov04/np0208.html
Live PD: The Best of Utah Highway Patrol
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov04/np0209.html
USA's Dumbest Criminals
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov04/np0210.html
The couple with the longest marriage in America
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov04/np0211.html
BBQ Pick Up Lines
Hey baby, can I fry my bacon in your hot sizzling grill?
Hey you remember that BBQ, when I slapped my meat on you grill.
Hey baby can I crack my eggs in your hot sizzling grill?
Are you coming to the Barbeque cause you'll love my meat in your mouth.
Why cant Mexicans have a barbeque?
The beans keep falling through the grill.
____________________
A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
midgets
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm04/ha0311.html
complaint form
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm04/ha0312.html
parenting skill
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm04/ha0313.html
nevermind
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm04/ha0314.html
it's okay
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm04/ha0315.html
multi tasking
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm04/ha0316.html
self checkout
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm04/ha0317.html
made in China
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm04/ha0318.html
Budweiser
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm04/ha0319.html
a trap
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm04/ha0320.html
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