I like long walks, especially when they
are taken by people who annoy me.
Fred Allen
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So I am sitting at the breakfast table drinking
coffee watching the war department eating her
toast and peanut butter. Lately our morning conversation
seems to be centered around the current events of
the world and Michigan, as related to stories we may
have heard about Corona Virus, the effect of lock down,
and etc. Y'all have probably had a few of these with
your own spouse. I shared that one of the disappointing
features was less contact with grand kids and etc. She agreed
and then added how she missed the contact with friends
and church, etc. These days, it seems to be centered around
face book and zoom. I am sure you can imagine the conversation,
right? So any ways, momma always told me that I had to
look at the bright side of things in life. So I said
"well, you know the good thing about it?"
"what's that."
"We have more money."
Puzzled, she looked at me with a quizzical expression.
"Why do you say that."
"The malls are closed. You can't go shopping."
Just then son had entered the kitchen, hearing the tail
end of the convo and he added before mother could speak
"Yes she does dad, she still shops, its just that now she
spends all you guys' money shopping for toilet paper."
I am told the menu for supper tonight features cold
leftover soup.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
Snow White says
my butter
she took off running
I can't drive
watch you back
a movie about constipation
its not corona
open carry
protecting his woman
what you are saying doc
get out of my way
wrestling makes no sense
tide pods
a silent fart
always surprised
A butcher accidentally backed into his meat grinder and
got a little behind in his work!
Q: What weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
A: The water. Butane is lighter fluid.
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JOKES
afternoon tea
3 daughters
Tina Turner
things to think about
the tiger and the elephant
3 Americans during ww2
outside inside
the football player and the cat
procrastinators creed
do you recognize the song
On the phone with my 93-year-old brother in Wisconsin, and I told him
I thought it was time he paid someone to shovel snow for him.
He suddenly grew indignant. "Why should I pay someone to shovel?"
he demanded. "I can get my son to do it. He's only 70!" —David Groeschel
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ON THE POSTMAN CHANNEL
Thank you for sharing your wmvs, mp4s, movs, and
other movie files. Be sure to send them to me and I
can post them on the page so we can all enjoy them!
your favorite bible story
we love our dogs
light it up
I lost my glasses
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
we had a few problems with the movies yesterday.
Hopefully these links will work better. Thanks to all who
brought it to my attention.
Goats invade California neighborhood
George Carlin -Question Everything
Super Sweet Golden Retriever & Ginger Kitten Will Melt Even the Hardest Heart
You Are What Your Wife Tells You. Rahn Hortman - Full Special
Classic Comedy from Bob Stromberg
Boy gets upset after mom forgets to kiss him
Wimbledon's Funniest Moments
20/20 Lost at Sea: The Story of Nathan Carman
The Family: Sorry! from The Carol Burnett Show (full sketch)
WHAT COULD GO WRONG! -The Ultimate Best Fails Compilation
Descartes walked into a bar and ordered a beer. "Want another?"
asked the bartender. "I think not",
Descartes replied … then he disappeared.
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
midget stories
friends with benefits
falling in love
the Internet has ruined you
a busy ski lodge
a foreign exchange student
sugar daddys
lockdown update
the second hour
bored during lock down
my biggest fear
throw the dart
not what I thought
the paint store
never kiss your honey
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