[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything.
I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes. John Wooden



welcome to:

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

So apparently there are a lot of folks around here in Michigan
who do not have a sense of humor. Seems that our governor's
husband decided he wanted to go boating for memorial day. When
the marina told him they would not be able to accommodate his
request for a launch of his boat by the holiday weekend, he was
told that it would be well in to June before it could happen. His
reply was to ask, according to the marina owner, "Well would it help
if I told you that I was the governor's husband?" Well, that didn't
help and he didn't get it launched. Seems the husband claimed that it
was intended to be a joke. But turns out the marina owner forgot to
laugh. So did a lot of other folks here in Michigan. I have often thought
I should deserve preferential treatment because I am married to
the war department. Thing is, every body saw that as kind of funny too,
but I do not think anybody treated me special for it. go figger.
we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
    
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MEMES N TOONS

lambs
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memories
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn10/sz0182.html

eggs w bacon
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something positive
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn10/sz0184.html

who are you
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn10/sz0185.html

where is the cat going
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn10/sz0186.html

flannel
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn10/sz0187.html

married over fifty years
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn10/sz0188.html

power mower
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn10/sz0189.html

there is a drip
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn10/sz0190.html

believe in yourself
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn10/sz0191.html

Timmy's regret
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn10/sz0192.html

super power
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn10/sz0193.html

misquoted the job
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn10/sz0194.html

bittked yo
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn10/sz0195.html

http://thepostmanscorner.net/gmp06/xx0317.jpg

Two deer hunters hired a pilot to take them way back into the
forest. After the hunt, the pilot returned and saw that they shot
six deer. "The plane won't carry six deer, you'll have to leave two of
them," said the pilot, trying to be friendly. Unwilling to leave their dead
deer, the hunters said "We got six on the plane last year." The pilot gave in,
and just five minutes after takeoff the plane crashed into the forest.
Lucky to be alive, one of the hunters said, "Any idea where we are?"
The second hunter said, "Yeah, right about where our plane went down last year."
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JOKES

sex at my place
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk12/hx0111.html

coffee and cake
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk12/hx0112.html

an open window
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk12/hx0113.html

up and down stairs
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk12/hx0114.html

won the lotto
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk12/hx0115.html

politics
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk12/hx0116.html

math grades
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk12/hx0117.html

the library
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk12/hx0118.html

the history buff and the billionaire
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk12/hx0119.html

stay where you are

http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk12/hx0120.html

http://thepostmanscorner.net/gmp06/xx0318.jpg

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Sci-Fi Short Film "Level" presented by DUST
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov12/uz0126.html

America's Funniest Home Videos
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov12/uz0127.html

Grouch (Joker Parody) - SNL
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov12/uz0128.html

Live PD: Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov12/uz0129.html

Bernie Mac My sisters Kids
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov12/uz0130.html

Beavis and Butthead - Home Improvement
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov12/uz0131.html

Carmen Calls - Stripper Donation
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov12/uz0132.html

Ray Stevens - Too Drunk To Fish
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov12/uz0133.html

Live PD: Heroin Addict, Robbery Suspect
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov12/uz0134.html

US Army Basic Training, The Making of a Soldier
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov12/uz0135.html

A man is walking in the desert with his horse and his dog when the dog says,
"I can't do this. I need water." The man says, "I didn't know dogs could talk."
The horse says, "Me neither!"

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

your cats name
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm11/lx0196.html

frightening
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm11/lx0197.html

dance in the grocery aisle
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm11/lx0198.html

marriage is about
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm11/lx0199.html

when a man does a woman wrong
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm11/lx0200.html

in the corn maze
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm11/lx0201.html

mom din't raise no dummy
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm11/lx0202.html

when I was little
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm11/lx0203.html

in much better shape
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm11/lx0204.html

the voices
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm11/lx0205.html

good news
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm11/lx0206.html

tragedy
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm11/lx0207.html

today
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm11/lx0208.html

ready to go out
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm11/lx0209.html

what do you get
lx0210

lx0210

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