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If you fall in the creek, check your pockets for fish.

welcome to

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

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we do hope you enjoy today's issue!

Cordially

Martin aka the postman

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MEMES N TOONS

in 2020
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have you tried meditation
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a decision
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I forgot
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just a hunch
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think your bored?
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30 years
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bought more beer
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work out
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going places
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wear a face mask
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walking on a beautiful sandy beach
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part squirrel
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the lion sleeps tonite
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what do you recommend
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social media
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A man was out, driving happily along in his car late one
Saturday night. Before too long, a cop pulled him over.
The policeman walked up to the man and asked, "Have you
been drinking, sir?"
"Why? Was I weaving all over the road?"
"No," replied the policeman, "you were driving splendidly.
It was the incredibly ugly girl in the passenger seat that
gave you away."
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ON THE POSTMAN CHANNEL

a police traffic stop gone wrong
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building a home for the puppies
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men's brains and women's brains
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a talking cat
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Tom: "If your girlfriend and your best friend were drowning, who would you save?"
Hardy: "I don't know, that's a tough one."
Tom: "Why is that?"
Hardy: "Well, what were they doing together in the first place?"

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JOKES

fresh out of business school
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the Kinsey report
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I'm the boss
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the induction center
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an American visiting in England
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the new dentist
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the joy of owning a dick
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lesbian neighbors
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3 visitors to London
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the old man and a hooker
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Sal went for his weekly round of golf at the club
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went to fight in the crusades
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every problem
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finished with Debbie
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Craig Ferguson Talks About Life As A Recovering Alcoholic
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Boris the cute baby bear
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Remember When : Remembering things that we took

for granted but are mostly gone now

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UK Candid Camera Classics - Wrong Floor....... Again!
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Hey Buckwheat!!!
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Martina McBride - Independence Day
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Clint Eastwood Shootouts
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People Dragged out to sea By Massive Waves
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Experience the Disaster that Wiped Out Dinosaurs
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Best Gym Pranks - Best of Just for Laughs Gags
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The Steepest Running Race in Europe - Red Bull 400
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Telekinetic Coffee Shop Surprise
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What If You Were Alive 200 Million Years Ago
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High Noon - Final Showdown
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Human Population Through Time
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How are women like snow flakes???
They are all beautiful.
They are all different.
They can be cold as ice.
But they'll all melt when they land on your face.

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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

lazy people
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come over to my place
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no vacation
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an arm and a leg
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condescending
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how old you are
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stuid
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a packet of birdseed
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you are what you eat
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one of the symptoms
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she is so smart
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the zombie apocolypse
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the spelling bee
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lazy people
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stuck
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hidden
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fart loud in public
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masturbating
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a hobby
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